From the review: "First thing, I don't want to save the forest in Ecolis. It looks pretty f**ed-up. It seems to be populated exclusively by genetic mutations - there's a pink squirrel, a conker with alligator feet and some old codger who has eyebrows, but no eyes. It looks like Disneyland Chernobyl. If anything, I want to napalm the forest, then nuke it (from orbit – it's the only way to be sure, but not having a space programme hampers my plans), then send Ray Mears in to eat whatever's left over."