NextGen Player writes:
"Hey Mercenaries 2, come in and sit down next to me for a minute. We need to talk. Don't stare at me like that, you knew this was going to happen. Let's face it, we're not right for each other. I know when we started this thing we agreed it was just for fun. Nothing serious right? No real plot to speak of, Resident Evil-quality dialogue, as much depth as a pothole. That was all ok though, we both knew what we were getting into."