If you found yourself double-crossed, blown up and awakening from a coma after 15 years of incarceration, what would be the first thing you'd do upon breaking out of jail? How about dying your mohawk blue, stealing a sewage truck and spraying human waste on corporate symbols? You'd become a woman, put on 150 pounds and take part in helicopter races. No? Apply clown makeup, get a green bouffant and steal streetwalkers from rival pimps? These things may not seem like the most logical of choices for a man (or woman) looking to rebuild their gang from the bottom up, but it's just a small taste of what you can do in Saints Row 2.