"So you want to keep your control pads intact? How about your telly? Or maybe just your sanity? Here's how kids: give Facebreaker an extremely wide birth.
It's bad enough when you're sat next to a 'friend' who insists on stringing together the same attacks over and over again. Live made this experience worse by pitting you against a faceless adversary; somebody who couldn't just be cuffed around the ear and berated. But Facebreaker takes it one step further by featuring brutal CPU characters who sadistically repeat the same moves until you die."