Yahtzee is a British-born, currently Australian-based writer and gamer with a sweet hat and a chip on his shoulder. This week he reviews Too Human for the Xbox 360.
It sure will be, but that's what happens when it's a long road and the hammer is made of wank......another Yahtzee classic for sure!
That had to be the funniest review I have ever heard...I loved the part where he said "this is the type of game that I like to review because it is bad. It isn't mediocre where I have to admit that I actually enjoyed the soundtrack."- Pure gold!
that was really good.
It would make my world a tad bit brighter.
I disagree with most of what he (and most reviewers) say about the game, I actually like it... But that was THE best review I have ever seen, classic stuff people!
i LMAO so much..... XD, weather its real or not its so f!"£ing funny!!!!
excellent... Yahtzee's back on form
Funny vid.I actually thought it was one of ZP's best.
Found it funny, even though I did enjoy Too Human
He rips just about everything, even games that he slightly likes don't get saved on the embarrassment front. I think the only fully positive review he ever gave was to portal. Which he adored (like most of us).
but I forgot what it was...
is another one of his favorites.. along with Painkiller.
Yeah Painkiller was awesome! But the follow up sucked big time...
I never played it, but based on the simple fact that Yahtzee loved it, it must be pretty damn good.
Harsh even for Yatzee. Funny though.
I actually agree with every single part of his review, a first.
Hahahahahahaha bots we like "this is a awsome game the reviewers are lying!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I wonder how many Too Human apologists are going to ream this thread, saying stuff like, "Who cares what he thinks; He hates every game anyway." Or, "He isn't funny anymore." Or, "This guy is getting old. LAME." While you could argue that this fad of his is getting a little stale sometimes, considering that his reviews are essentially comedy performaces and the quality of material can vary, this one is still pretty damn funny.
lol, MEGA LOL. =))
the game was that terrible, but his complaints are totally true. my kid had fun playing it anyway. f*ing funny review though
oh and don't forget, if you come here to defend the game- the government will be on your case :)
"Everyone is making submarines out of metal, let's make a submarine out of bread." That line pure gold!!!
he could also mention the sloooow menu, which was quite a nuisance for a game in that you had to go into the menu pretty often, i personally was like 30-40% of the whole game just in the menus :)
lol yah and the clock continues to tick while you're in the menu, so lame
just like everyone. Everyone makes mistake and errors but Denis is just Too human.
Though I'm all for new IPs, I really hope they go back to doing Eternal Darkness 2!!! I liked the bit about the 'auteur'. I think, though MGS4 was a brilliant game (when you actually got to play) the 'auteur' did the same thing and got in the way with a whole lot of self-indulgence.....especially with the cut scenes. A better edited version would have been perfection. His MGS4 review points this out too...
everything he said was sooooo true
For any game
Frickin Hilarious, though i should look out for agents trying to end my existence because i have defended the death sequence, and i will again. I still think it shouldn't be skipable otherwise why even bother avoiding death and it's better then restarting from a checkpoint(or worse the last time you remembered to save) and losing the loot you picked up AND having to fight the same enemys that just killed you only there back at full health. But i guess that's just me. I also defended the camera which i take back as it got ten times worst that in the demo level. but i cant offer a better solution other than zooming out more when there are threats out of sight.. which may remind people of the 06 E3 too much.
he nailed everything I hated about this sh1t demo. pooooor Silicon Knights. I called it years ago. Never question my authority again.
The "review" was TOO FUNNY.
Hmm is that Warhammer trailer not epic?
Because warhammer belongs to the uber geeks, you know those pimplefarmers that sits around in card shops and plays with toys all day long claiming they are medievil gods whilst they run home every night getting fed by thier mom which is around 80 years old because they are 40 years to late on moving out on her.
i was starting to get the feeling he wasnt trying any more. This was classic. P.S. The new intro is made of wank. it should be dropped.
yea the intro is getting a little too pretentious, but amazingly hilarious review.
He had to make a stock intro, he was attracting too much attention to be using licensed songs.
Thank god there exists something as bad as the Xbox 360 Exclusive (tm) Too Human.
That was that good I... I... nup, I got nothing. clap. clap.
I just thank the gods I never paid for that game I paid for Haze (half price mind you) and after that vowed never to get another game as crap as it this is definitely in the box with haze.
The game is definitely flawed. but for some reason I just keep playing. Denis Dyack should have just kept his mouth shut, there are too many flaws to defend. But it is addictive for some reason.
funny review of too human and agree with what most of what he said.you too die too much and watching the valkyrie come down slowly every time you gets annoying.cant run away from enemies as your slow,crap camera but i still could not stop playing it until i got to level 50 and 20,000 kills. too human could have been a lot better but have played a lot worse,i would give it 6.5/10.
have to say despite all the negative reviews i really enjoyed too human......at first glance i wasnt to sure but the game just gets better the further you get into it.....i only hope they do make the 2 seqeuls....i dont care for waiting years for a better looking game i just want more ASAP.... why cant game manufacturers release trilogies closer together anyway... fair enough if its a stellar AAA title but if it fails to hit the mark with the first attempt just make sure the story gets finished otherwise everyone will be put of buying trilogy based games.
funny rewiev ,i have to watch more of these ,but the speaking was bit too fast for me to understand allways.. And the Warhammer video afterwards was totally sweet..
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