Australian Gamer writes: "NFL, you know the game, it's that one that shows up in some of the movies we watch. That sport where guys run around in Mad Max cosplay and a guy lays a large brown egg to be thrown and carried to a giant letter H, which I assume stands for home. Is that a home run, or perhaps a run home? You must know the game, where everyone must be really unfit because soon as something starts happening and people start running they all stop and line up to take a quick breather. It's that game that seems like an excuse to pour sticky energy supplement drinks over each other and slap man arse. American Gridiron, NFL, Rollerball or whatever you want to call it, it's a sport where large men crash into other large men and people get paid too much."