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Submitted by Cyrus365 1253d ago | review

Game Revolution: Arkanoid DS Review

Game Revolution writes: "It's not uncommon today for folks to try and hide the ravages of age with miracle creams and elective medical procedures - tummy tucks, collagen in the lips, fat sucked out of your ass. It seems as if any time insecure celebrities reach a certain age, they have to undergo some skin "reinvigoration" procedure to make themselves palatable to a new generation of consumers.

But no matter how much you try to make yourself look younger, it's impossible for your age not to show through. Despite all the money your grandma spends trying to make herself look like Lindsay Lohan, she's still your cookie-baking, lazy-eyed granny underneath it all." (Arkanoid DS, Nintendo DS) C+/A+

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