Too Human Meets Mediocre Reviews

Earlier this week, the long anticipated action-adventure game, Too Human, was finally released for the Xbox 360. After being in various stages of development for about a decade, the game made its US debut to overall lackluster marks.

[10YearFlop]

what a flop what a flop

[ps3killin360]

flop human look as bad now as it did 10 year ago on the ps1, not a vary much has chance but the system. its say mediocre reviews?? how about a mediocre game. in some way flop human did do something, it redefined how to make a crap game in 10 year which is sad.

[10YearFlop]

Mediocrity is the trademark of the xbox brand

[10YearFlop]

i'm pretty confident Microsoft still hold the Patent to Flops

[TheColbertinator]

Hahaha Queefy B,is that you?

[TheHater]

It has to be Queefy B. LOL...I was trying to remember who post like that, but couldn't.

[GametimeUK]

10 year flop... EPIC!

[Mr Playboy]

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[SolidSnake93]

Lol that is Queefy,"patent on flops" I have to admit I found that funny.

[Danja]

I see someone has way too much time and there hands this morning , ne ways Too Human isn't a flop it's just receiving what gamers would consider 'AVERAGE" scores...!!!

[ps3killin360]

flop human average at metacritic.com is a 68/100 lol, where in the hell did u get a 70/100???? are u taking about user review??? because if you are then that pathetic. while am at it hell let me list all the 360 game that's crap.

174 Quake 4 2005 74
175 Ridge Racer 6 2005 74
176 World Series of Poker 2008: Battle for the Bracelets 2007 74
177 Madden NFL 06 2005 74
178 Dance Dance Revolution Universe 2007 74
179 NBA Live 08 2007 73
180 Just Cause 2006 73
181 Jetpac Refuelled 2007 73
182 Medal of Honor Airborne 2007 73
183 Battlestations: Midway 2007 73
184 Thrillville: Off the Rails 2007 73
185 Small Arms 2006 73
186 Scene It? Lights, Camera, Action 2007 73
187 FIFA 07 2006 73
188 Beautiful Katamari 2007 73
189 UEFA Champions League 2006-2007 2007 72
190 Omega Five 2008 72
191 Commanders: Attack of the Genos 2008 72
192 Tony Hawk's Proving Ground 2007 72
193 GripShift 2007 72
194 Amped 3 2005 72
195 Need for Speed ProStreet 2007 72
196 Blazing Angels 2: Secret Missions 2007 72
197 2006 FIFA World Cup 2006 72
198 Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit 2008 72
199 Dark Sector 2008 72
200 Hexic 2 2007 72
201 Army of Two 2008 72
202 Bee Movie Game 2007 71
203 Robert Ludlum's The Bourne Conspiracy 2008 71
204 Brian Lara International Cricket 2007 2007 71
205 Aces of the Galaxy 2008 71
206 Call of Juarez 2007 71
207 NHL 2K8 2007 71
208 World Snooker Championship 2007 2007 71
209 WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2008 2007 71
210 Paperboy 2007 71
211 Simpsons Game, The 2007 71
212 Chromehounds 2006 71
213 Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06 2005 71
214 Luxor 2 2007 70
215 Outfit, The 2006 70
216 TimeShift 2007 70
217 College Hoops 2K6 2006 70
218 Guitar Hero: Aerosmith 2008 70
219 MX vs. ATV Untamed 2007 70
220 Full Auto 2006 70
221 Major League Baseball 2K8 2008 70
222 Karaoke Revolution Presents: American Idol Encore 2008 70
223 Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 2006 70
224 NASCAR 09 2008 69
225 Ticket to Ride 2008 69
226 Go! Go! Break Steady 2008 69
227 World Series of Poker: Tournament of Champions 2006 69
228 Enchanted Arms 2006 69
229 Earth Defense Force 2017 2007 69
230 NCAA March Madness 08 2007 69
231 Blitz: The League 2006 69
232 Bejeweled 2: Deluxe 2005 69
233 Def Jam: Icon 2007 69
234 Turok 2008 69
235 Conan 2007 69
236 Golf: Tee It Up! 2008 69
237 Enemy Territory: Quake Wars 2008 69
238 Pinball FX 2007 69
239 Boom Boom Rocket 2007 69
240 LMA Manager 2007 2006 69
241 Joust 2005 68
242 Band of Bugs 2007 68
243 Space Giraffe 2007 68
244 Too Human 2008 68
245 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 2007 68
246 Viking: Battle for Asgard 2008 68
247 Juiced 2: Hot Import Nights 2007 68
248 1942: Joint Strike 2008 68
249 Golden Axe (XBLA) 2007 68
250 Jewel Quest 2006 68
251 Dance Dance Revolution Universe 2 2007 67
252 Schizoid 2008 67
253 NCAA March Madness 07 2007 67
254 Sega Superstars Tennis 2008 67
255 Rayman Raving Rabbids 2007 67
256 Galaga 2006 66
257 Shadowrun 2007 66
258 Final Fantasy XI 2006 66
259 F.E.A.R. Files 2007 66
260 Universe at War: Earth Assault 2008 66
261 Blazing Angels: Squadrons of WWII 2006 66
262 Major League Baseball 2K6 2006 66
263 Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3 2008 66
264 Lost Cities 2008 66
265 3D Ultra Minigolf Adventures 2007 66
266 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2007 66
267 Robotron: 2084 2006 65
268 Bankshot Billiards 2 2005 65
269 Feeding Frenzy 2006 65
270 Dig Dug 2006 65
271 Elements of Destruction 2008 65
272 Meet the Robinsons 2007 65
273 Ms. Pac-Man 2007 65
274 Cars 2006 65
275 Kane & Lynch: Dead Men 2007 65
276 Armored Core 4 2007 65
277 Crash of the Titans 2007 65
278 Gauntlet 2005 65
279 Crystal Quest 2006 64
280 Speedball 2: Brutal Deluxe 2007 64
281 NBA Live 06 2005 64
282 Star Trek: Legacy 2006 64
283 Project Sylpheed: Arc of Deception 2007 64
284 Hardwood Hearts 2005 64
285 Phantasy Star Universe 2006 64
286 FIFA Street 3 2008 63
287 Big Bumpin' 2006 63
288 Texas Hold 'em 2006 63
289 Triggerheart Exelica 2008 63
290 SBK-08 Superbike World Championship 2008 63
291 Spider-Man 3 2007 63
292 Fatal Fury Special 2007 63
293 Clive Barker's Jericho 2007 63
294 Contra 2006 63
295 Marathon: Durandal 2007 63
296 Bladestorm: The Hundred Years' War 2007 63
297 Missile Command 2007 63
298 Wits & Wagers 2008 63
299 Time Pilot 2006 63
300 Track & Field 2007 63
301 Hardwood Backgammon 2005 62
302 FIFA 06: Road to FIFA World Cup 2005 62
303 Rumble Roses XX 2006 62
304 Hardwood Spades 2005 62
305 Pac-Man 2006 62
306 BlackSite: Area 51 2007 62
307 Frogger 2006 62
308 Mad Tracks 2007 62
309 Championship Manager 2007 2007 62
310 Dynasty Warriors 5: Empires 2006 61
311 Ninety-Nine Nights 2006 61
312 Root Beer Tapper 2007 61
313 Surf's Up 2007 61
314 Fatal Inertia 2007 61
315 Super Contra 2007 61
316 Spectral Force 3 2008 60
317 Buku Sudoku 2008 60
318 Beijing 2008 2008 60
319 Spider-Man: Friend or Foe 2007 60
320 Dynasty Warriors 6 2008 59
321 Spiderwick Chronicles, The 2008 59
322 Open Season 2006 59
323 Bionicle Heroes 2006 59
324 NASCAR 08 2007 59
325 Geon: Emotions 2007 59
326 Soltrio Solitaire 2007 59
327 NBA Live 07 2006 59
328 WarTech: Senko no Ronde 2007 59
329 Arkadian Warriors 2007 59
330 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 2007 58
331 Alone in the Dark 2008 58
332 Rush'n Attack 2007 58
333 Cars Mater-National 2007 58
334 TMNT 2007 58
335 Aegis Wing 2007 58
336 TiQal 2008 58
337 Defender 2006 58
338 Sea Life Safari 2008 57
339 Smash Court Tennis 3 2008 57
340 Double Dragon 2007 57
341 Deadliest Catch: Alaskan Storm 2008 57
342 Rocketmen: Axis of Evil 2008 57
343 Don King Presents: Prizefighter 2008 57
344 Xevious 2007 56
345 Ratatouille 2007 56
346 Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, The 2008 56
347 Gyruss 2007 56
348 Hail to the Chimp 2008 56
349 Viva Pinata: Party Animals 2007 56
350 Shrek the Third 2007 56
351 Tenchu Z 2007 55
352 Dynasty Warriors: GUNDAM 2007 55
353 Monster Madness: Battle for Suburbia 2007 55
354 Supreme Commander 2008 55
355 Asteroids / Asteroids Deluxe 2007 55
356 Bullet Witch 2007 55
357 Battlestar Galactica 2007 55
358 Incredible Hulk, The 2008 55
359 NBA Ballers: Chosen One 2008 55
360 Lost: Via Domus 2008 55
361 Kingdom Under Fire: Circle of Doom 2008 55
362 Centipede & Millipede 2007 55
363 Pocketbike Racer 2006 54
364 Import Tuner Challenge 2006 54
365 Brain Challenge 2008 54
366 Boogie Bunnies 2008 54
367 Sneak King 2006 54
368 Spyglass Board Games 2007 54
369 Avatar: The Last Airbender - The Burning Earth 2007 54
370 History Channel: Civil War - A Nation Divided, The 2006 53
371 Tetris Splash 2007 53
372 Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 2006 53
373 Samurai Warriors 2 Empires 2007 53
374 Ecco the Dolphin 2007 53
375 Warriors Orochi 2007 53
376 Summer Athletics: The Ultimate Challenge 2008 53
377 Samurai Warriors 2 2006 52
378 Transformers: The Game 2007 52
379 Happy Tree Friends False Alarm 2008 52
380 Tetris Evolution 2007 52
381 Dark Messiah of Might and Magic: Elements 2008 52
382 X-Men: The Official Game 2006 52
383 Conflict: Denied Ops 2008 52
384 Warlords 2008 51
385 Fable II Pub Games 2008 51
386 Superman Returns: The Videogame 2006 51
387 Yie Ar Kung-Fu 2007 51
388 Beowulf 2007 51
389 Cabela's Big Game Hunter 2008 2007 51
390 Wing Commander Arena 2007 51
391 Battlezone 2008 50
392 Novadrome 2006 50
393 Two Worlds 2007 50
394 Soldier of Fortune: Payback 2007 50
395 WALL-E 2008 50
396 Over G Fighters 2006 49
397 World Championship Poker Featuring Howard Lederer: All In 2006 49
398 NFL Tour 2008 49
399 Fuzion Frenzy 2 2007 49
400 Shrek-N-Roll 2007 49
401 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Hard Evidence 2007 48
402 Cabela's Alaskan Adventures 2006 48
403 Eragon 2006 48
404 Scramble 2006 47
405 Tempest 2007 47
406 Hellboy: The Science of Evil 2008 46
407 Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 46
408 Operation Darkness 2008 45
409 Iron Man 2008 45
410 Street Trace: NYC 2007 45
411 Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer 2007 45
412 Mr. Driller Online 2008 45
413 Crash Time 2008 45
414 Discs of Tron 2008 44
415 TotemBall 2006 44
416 Turning Point: Fall of Liberty 2008 43
417 Word Puzzle 2007 43
418 Monster Jam 2007 43
419 New Rally-X 2006 43
420 America's Army: True Soldiers 2007 43
421 Tron 2008 43
422 Hot Wheels: Beat That! 2007 43
423 Bliss Island 2008 43
424 Cyberball 2072 2007 41
425 Golden Compass, The 2007 41
426 Screwjumper! 2007 40
427 Looney Tunes: Acme Arsenal 2007 40
428 Coffeetime Crosswords 2008 39
429 Pimp My Ride 2006 38
430 Kengo: Legend of the 9 2007 38
431 Vampire Rain 2007 38
432 Hour of Victory 2007 37
433 Rocky and Bullwinkle 2008 37
434 Frogger 2 2008 37
435 Double D Dodgeball 2008 36
436 History Channel: Battle for the Pacific, The 2007 35
437 Bomberman: Act Zero 2006 34
438 Jumper: Griffin's Story 2008 29
439 Yaris 2007 17

ps3killin360

[ThanatosDMC]

Can we stop posting reviews about Too Human? We've all played the demo, right? We all knew this was gonna happen.

[GametimeUK]

but a lot of people insisted the game would be awesome
well no... Its just another Haze as far as im concerned... maybe even worse than Haze considering it was 10 years in the making... Even GT rated it low which means a lot... This game got HAZED

[Presentist]

This is no worse than "the top TOP 10 lists" article.

Writing articles about a grip of OTHER PEOPLE'S articles is boring and pointless.

[Chuck Norris]

Using the term "mediocre" is a little generous.

[Bubble Buddy]

Chuck Norris can get 11 bubbles. Bubble+

[TheMART]

MEH

Still:

Too Human is about a 7 out of 10 average, which is just a good game.

Real Flops:

2007: Lair with a 5.3 average
2008: Haze with a 5.6 average

The biggest flops. Only possible on the BluRayStation 3!

[felidae]

wow, you're lying to yourself it's unbelievable.

you know that the best graphics and the most innovative games are on the ps3.

[Too_Hyped]

There are quite a few differences though :

- Too Crappy was hyped much more than these 2 games.
- Lair and Haze didn't take 10 years, Too Human did.
- Lair and Haze devs didn't troll on forums, Denis Dyack did
- Haze was not published by Sony in any way (Ubi Soft), Too Crappy was published by microsoft
- There were other games on PS3 this year (think MGS4, GT5 Prologue and all the others), Crapbox had none.

So you fail.

[harv052]

I've never seen someone so oblivious as this guy...He really likes to live in his own little world...

[Pain]

M$ DEFENSE FORCE HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
POWERS ACTIVATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only flop is Condom your dad used.

[TheMART]

@ PS3 Too Hyped

Wrong. Lair was hyped as jesus returning to planet earth. That together with Heavenly Sword and Warhawk would be AAA over 9 out of 10 average games. Heavenly Sword and Warhawk proven to be just good games, but Lair was the biggest flop of 2007 and hyped as hell by Sony and the fanboys.

Haze was told to be the Halo 3 killer. Was proud hyped as PS3 exclusive. The PS3 fanboys were going crazy in 2007 when that news arrived.

Haze was made PS3 exclusive and Sony was happy with it.

GT5P is a demo like GT4HD. Sad, just sad, said to be a sim that can't even get damaged or just lean in the curves to win a race to just hit the other cars no penalty nothing. Its a arcade demo at best. MGS4 50% cutscenes, another BluRay movie for the BluRayStation 3. What are all those others? MGS4 the only game on or over 9 out of 10 average in the allmost 2 year lifecycle of the PS3. Pathetic, just pathetic.

The biggest flops of 2007 and 2008 on the PS3 just over a 5 out of 10 average. Too Human a good game on a 7 out of 10 average and the PS3 fantards still crying.

2009 which flop will be on the PS3?

[ICUP]

Bomberman: Act Zero

Two World

Bullet Witch and etc...

[IzKyD1331]

i hate when people like the mart think everything they say is right

[ErcsYou]

Haze and Lair - 2 years in development
Too Human -10 years of planning and 4 years of development

Who flopped who?

[Chuck Norris]

"GT5P is a demo like GT4HD. Sad, just sad, said to be a sim that can't even get damaged or just lean in the curves to win a race to just hit the other cars no penalty nothing. Its a arcade demo at best."

Wake me up when the 360 manages to release an exclusive racing game that has better graphics than the ones found in GTA4.

[plain rice]

Mart your site is a FLOP.

XboxKings. lololol

[juuken]

Over G Fighter
World Championship Poker Featuring Howard Lederer: All In
NFL Tour
Fuzion Frenzy 2
Shrek-N-Roll
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Hard Evidence
Cabela's Alaskan Adventures
Scramble
Tempest
Operation Darkness
Street Trace: NYC
Mr. Drill Online
Crash Time
Discs of Tron
TotemBall

...And the list goes on.

Mart, you're only ratting on three games that didn't do so well and I see over twenty games on the 360 that were HORRIBLE.

Come on now.

[juuken]

And another thing Mart...

The PS3 is a gimped system? I mean...wtf? How is it that I can install my own harddrive, I can use any universal bluetooth headset, the navigation on PSN is more organized and more detailed, Home is free, online is free, and on top of that, it plays HD-DVD movies/bluray, AND it's a gaming console?

...What the hell are you smoking??????

[TheMART]

@ Juuken

Girl, thanks for proving my point. Those games you listed weren't brought to be AAA and profile making for the 360 in a certain year. Heavenly Sword, Lair, Haze, GT5p (only getting a 8 average, less then 360 racing exclusives so why are Sony fans hyping that game also?) all were hyped to be AAA the biggest games of the year.

Thus: thats why I speak about those specific games. They are known as the flops of the year. You can't deny that. Not even with making a list of games that aren't in the same league as overhyping those PS3 games.

PS3 gimped? Yes. Out of the box.

You get your HD PS3 and you put it on your HDTV. WTF? Composite cable only? The worst video connection there is? HD starts with this?

You speak of the headset. Nice. You unwrap the PS3 connect it, want to play online and chat with other gamers... WTF? No headset included?

You just bought the 40GB PS3 a few months ago. You bought games like GTAIV, DMC4, Lost Planet, that Golf game and WTF? The HDD has been eaten by forced installations? No more room, need to fork out another 100 bucks to upgrade the HDD because you can't choose to install or not?

Going online, finally bought that extra headset you find cross game chats and cross game invites aren't working like you have on the 360. WTF? You can't join that friends game?

Wow Trophies only work on a limited amount of games? Not even in COD4 you get them? CAN YOU SPELL GIMPED???

Yes Juuken GIMPED. In more then one way. Its a fine BluRayStation 3 indeed, but not the best gaming device around. Read above.

[Mr Playboy]

Crybaby , cry like a river $ony won't save you this time lol

here is your lollilop
==============

Officially, Juuken got owned by TheMart I repeat

Juuken got owned by TheMart

[Xlll]

360 Needs

Oh sh!t i need a bigger HD opps got to buy the M$ HD add on at an insane price. Ps3 lets you install a nice HD quick and easy without voiding anything.

Oh no RRoD = months without gaming. Should have got a PS3. Sony believes that if you buy a console you should be able to play on it any time you like.

Oh no limited Disc space. That happens when your console was cheaply made and uses DVD9. Don't you wish you had the BLU?

I wanna play online! sure! 50 bucks a year and service will crash now and then. Did we mention the ads all over the place?

I wanna play my old Xbox games. Nope can't do that. sometimes you can't even play 360 games cuz your console eats them.

You pay for everything on the 360! Not on PS3 in game XMB, home , video chat, sharing and user made mods all free!

Sadly PoG your gimped 360 doesn't cut it anymore. As indicated by the rapid decline in sales.

Edit : Kinda sad when a "Demo" beats your 10 year game isn't it?

And Mr Playboy - Try getting his c0ck out of your mouth long enough to form a comment of your own besides the same bot BS you all post time and time again. btw you been owned by me. Have a nice day.

[harv052]

Wow Trophies only work on a limited amount of games? Not even in COD4 you get them? CAN YOU SPELL GIMPED???

Wow....just...wow...

Is COD4 made by SONY?? Nope. Infinity ward is the one to blame for that...Developers are to blame for lacking trophy support...

Also, I dare you to make the same comparison with the Arcade SKU...

Edit: Thank XIII, bubbles for you!

[levy]

It's kinda cute how you desperately defend the 360 and bash on the ps3.

[juuken]

@ Juuken

"Girl, thanks for proving my point."

Uh...I didn't know you had a point to begin with?

"Those games you listed weren't brought to be AAA and profile making for the 360 in a certain year."

They were still flops.

"Heavenly Sword, Lair, Haze, GT5p (only getting a 8 average, less then 360 racing exclusives so why are Sony fans hyping that game also?) all were hyped to be AAA the biggest games of the year."

Imbecilic fool. Most of the games on the 360 also had around an 80 average. Heavenly Sword received an 81 average which is still a good score. It's not a flop as you claim it to be. If it was on your 360, you would have praised it as the second coming.

Too Human was hyped and it turned out mediocre. How is that working out for you?

Haze and Lair. Is that the best you can do Mart?
GT5P is not a flop because it also got a pretty good average and it was a well received game in Europe. Do you know what will happen when the true version of GT5 comes out?

I'm sorry to say but Microsoft won't be getting back Europe anytime soon.

"Thus: thats why I speak about those specific games. They are known as the flops of the year. You can't deny that. Not even with making a list of games that aren't in the same league as overhyping those PS3 games."

Too Human says hi! That was overhyped and that's the megaflop of the year!

They were known as flops of the year? Oh man Mart...you're slowly losing it, lol.

"PS3 gimped? Yes. Out of the box."

In your own little world, it was gimped out of the box.

"You get your HD PS3 and you put it on your HDTV. WTF? Composite cable only? The worst video connection there is? HD starts with this?"

...Wow Mart, just wow. I mean WTF, do you even own a PS3 to be making those wild accusations? The PS3 is not a perfect system. It does have it's issues. So does the 360. But does that mean that Sony doesn't address those issues?

"You speak of the headset. Nice. You unwrap the PS3 connect it, want to play online and chat with other gamers... WTF? No headset included?"

...*blinks*

YOU ARE AN IDIOT.

Once again, you can buy any universal headset and use it on the PS3. I got a bluetooth headset for a reasonable price so I have no problem with it not coming in the box.

Making a mountain out of a molehill Mart...real nice.

"You just bought the 40GB PS3 a few months ago. You bought games like GTAIV, DMC4, Lost Planet, that Golf game and WTF? The HDD has been eaten by forced installations? No more room, need to fork out another 100 bucks to upgrade the HDD because you can't choose to install or not?"

...
...
...

LMFAO!

Mart, you can find harddrives much cheaper than that ya know. And you want to talk about eaten? What about the 360 that melted the disk because it got so hot that it couldn't handle the pressure? I'm sure someone mentioned that here not too long ago.

Coo-coo...coo-coo...losing your mind there Mart!

"Going online, finally bought that extra headset you find cross game chats and cross game invites aren't working like you have on the 360. WTF? You can't join that friends game?"

Um...the 360 is a much older system. The PS3 is much younger. Yes, those things should have been installed from the beginning. But going back into the past and digging up those types of accusations won't save you Mart.

"Wow Trophies only work on a limited amount of games? Not even in COD4 you get them? CAN YOU SPELL GIMPED???"

The trophy list is growing Mart. I have no problem with trophies not being in some games. As long as I have fun, that's what matters the most. True, Sony should have opted for this in the beginning but once again you're bringing up the past.

"Yes Juuken GIMPED. In more then one way. Its a fine BluRayStation 3 indeed, but not the best gaming device around. Read above."

In your own little world, it isn't.

------

Now that you're done with your angry little ramble there, allow me to create my own scenario of the 360.

1. I went to the store to buy a 360 one month ago and WTF? I just found out that I have to buy additional accessories to get the most out of my 360! Which means my bill won't be $399.99, it'll be near $500.00! Let's see, what do I need to make the most out of my 360?

I need an intercooler for my 360 because heaven forbid it gets too hot...I'm in deep sh*t.

I need batteries for my 360 controller because...you know I can't charge it on the PC?

I need an add-on to play movies because...you know it's not built into the system?

Daaaamn, I could have gotten a PS3 for that money!

And W...T...F? No bluray? Even when bluray won the format wars? @_@

2. Go home, and set up my 360. I'm all geared up to play me some Grays of War and HOLY CRAP! That damn thing sounds like a freakin' jet engine!!! Why does it sound that way? Bloody hell, I can't even play me some Grays of War because this sound is so freakin' loud!

3. Been playing for a couple of hours until my system locks out on me! What the flippin' hell?!

4. On top of that, I get the Red Lights of Death! WTF? I just bought this system and already it died?

5. Calling customer service now. I'm getting a new system within a week or so. Okay, no problem.

6. I finally get the system within that week, set everything back up and what happens?

RROD of doomz and destructionz. And full of lulz.

Hey, maybe it wasn't as interesting as yours but I wouldn't call the PS3 gimped when it's a more reliable console than the 360. :]

Lol @ Playboy Bunny. I got owned by the Mart? I'm sorry, but I don't considered a badly misspelled argument ownage. I laughed more than I cried actually. :)

[Mr Playboy]

XIII - I'm sure $ony'S co(k is miles deep in your @ss , you droid are really hopeless , just like your console , we don't need to hear your BS again and again STFU

[zo6_lover27]

Sony's c*** is miles long? How do you know this? O.o

[juuken]

Damn Playboy...I didn't know you rolled *that* way. O-o
Have you switched sides?! Did Microsoft's flavor die out or something?

[Harry190]

Mr Playboy. How many accounts did you need to get so many bubbles ?
Last time I saw you a few months ago you had like 4 or 3. Even Nasim can't get that many bubbles by trolling.

This must be a glitch or it's the Bots coalition doing shenanigans again through PMs isn't it? Btw ,are you PP too?

8 bubbles dammit, that's incredible. 8 bubbles just to talk crap about people who like the PS3 more. That's terrible.

[zapass]

i take GT5P anytime over anything the 360 has for racing: period.
and when GT5 comes out with weather and all cars and tracks, it'll be so brutal, you'll beg for mercy.

the 360 is done, too bad...

[Isaac]

You guys just proved you have sh1t for brains. How about accounting for all of 360s flops, like Bulletwitch, Vampire Rain, Bomberman, and Two worlds?

Also Mart, you fail to give an explanation as to why is a game with "9.0 on metacritic" significantly better than a game with 8.9 on Metacritic, and why is Metacritic actually relevant. How is it that somehow 8.9 is the cut-off? According to metacritic, MGS4 is on the same level as Gears of War and Halo, the highest rated exclusives for 360, and yet MGS4 has gotten a lot more perfect 10 reviews, which should tell you which game is actually "better". Just as you think the PS3 is overhyped, it is also possible that the same has happened with Gears and Halo don't you think? Isn't it also possible that there is a preference among americans for an american console just because it is american? After all, you have previously qualified the Japanese as racist and that they only buy japanese things because they are japanese. Just use the little excuse you have for a brain to realize that. How an average score is actually THE score of a game anyway? Idiot, a lot of people thought Too Human sucked, regardless of its "metacritic average". It is not the same when a game gets rated a 7 by everyone as when a game has an average a 7. Hell, Killzone has a better score in Metacritic, yet you have bashed it to no end, so there is no reason why people shouldn't crap on the 10 year overhyped Too Human. Take Microsoft's d1ck out of your ass, as your drone Playboy would say.

And why even bash Haze? That game is multiplatform, Ubisoft decided to make it multiplatform to not compete with Halo. Hell, if anything, Haze should tell you how good Halo actually is, since they are almost the same game. Also, Lair was a huge risk for Sony, but has Microsoft taken any actual risk this generation other than going the DVD and no-HDD route? A risk on games? Not really.

Too Human, Haze and Lair will go down in history as the worst games of their respective developers, all of which had an excellent track record including Silicon Knights, Factor 5 and Free Radical prior to their latest flops. Metacritic has not yet counted all of the horrible reviews that Too flop received, and yet N4G has actually counted positive reviews coming from fanboy sites. Considering all the hate the PS3 has actually gotten from EDGE, Eurogamer, GamesTM and a few other press outlets, and the opposite in favor of 360, it is fair to say that Too Human is in the same level as Haze and Lair, at least according to EGM, which is the best selling magazine in the west.

Oh, and Mart, here is a bit of a reality check: Go to gamestats and check this out:

Gamestats gave Halo 3 an 8.9, so by your definition, it is not AAA. lol

http://www.gamestats.com/ob...

Gamers actually gave Halo 3 and Resistance the same score (8.5), even though Resistance is a launch title and Halo 3 was the flagship game. So much for AAA status, isn't it dipsh1ts? And don't cry about fanboy bias, since gears, which is actually not as overrated as Halo 3, got a much better score from gamers, which proves that gamers aren't as blind or money induced as the press.

Also, by your own definition of AAA, according to Gamestats, both Uncharted and Ratchet n' Clank are AAA, since they both have 9.0, which is better than what the most overrated game of all time i.e. Halo 3 got. And also, according to gamestats, PS3 now has more AAA exclusive games than Xbox 360, even though Xbox 360 has been on the market a year in advance. So much for "AAA" bullsh1t.

Now, why is gamestats.com more relevant than metacritic, you ask? Well, because aside from Press scores, scores from gamers whose voice happens to have too much power in the media, and also aside from the fact that it belongs to IGN and NOT to CNet which is funded by Micro$oft, it is also scores from tens of thousands of gamers that paid for their games and that weren't send duffel bags from Microsoft's HQ (or Sony for that matter).

Of course, you will argue "OH NOES TEH SONY FANBOYS DID IT" but it just happens that the site has more 360 fanboys, just look at the "most wanted games" list. But of course, these guys may not be fanboys, just sincere gamers with a sense of ethics unlike you and your crap site with an agenda, Xbox Kings.

[SolidSnake93]

Why are you using the argument yours flopped worse than mine?

[Xlll]

@ Mr playboy - Thanks for proving my point you mindless bot. If you wish to trade insults stop pulling a M$ by copying and pasting mine.

@ Mart - sad how you have to go to 2007 for a PS3 "flop" when all we need to do is wait for your 360 exclusives to be released. Ex. Too Humiliating.

[Kaneda]

360 gimped system...
DVD drive...
No standard HD...

[silverchode]

no built in wifi
scratches disks
cant be left on too long
disk tray(last gen)
huge adaptor http://images.auctionworks....

[Drekken]

Mart you cant really be as dumb as you act.

[Obama]

Dyack may cry.

[ICUP]

*LOL*

[name]

Lmfao 2 posts in the gamer zone and 16 in the open zone.

[Chuck Norris]

Well Mart might provide you with some free entertainment over at the Open Zone.

[TheColbertinator]

You guys have too many bubbles.But one more could'nt hurt

Bubble Plus

[NewSchoolGamer]

Yes, but at best.

[Isaac]

It was met with two excellent reviews from fanboys of countries like greece, few "almost good but not quite" reviews from paid lobbyists like IGN for example, mostly mediocre reviews, and several horrible reviews from honest gamers around the world.

Mixed, maybe? Well, at least there is one thing that can make Xbox fanboys sleep at night, and breakfast will agree with me: Killzone is the next too Human.

XD

[titntin]

"Killzone is the next too Human."

I guess in terms of gameplay flaws, that remains to be seen!

But in terms of visuals theres a million miles of difference. Too human is just ugly - from the lifeless uninspired environments to the worst looking menu's and icons I've seen in a modern game - the whole visual impact of Too Human is not good at all. KZ however, looks jaw dropping.
Off course - it may turn out to a pigs ear of a game, but reports from preview plays suggest that won't be the case, but whatever happens, that title will go down as a graphical benchmark and Too Human most certainly won't.

[Isaac]

Killzone 2 looks awesome and I hope there are no framerate drops in the final product the way it happens to Too Human. Multiplayer looks intense, I am just not very convinced about its single player though

[harv052]

@Mart

"Lair was hyped as jesus returning to planet earth"

The problem is you think the same about yourself and your precious "Box"...

[smurfie4]

Haze: 54 reviews
Lair: 63 reviews
Too Human: 28 reviews

See what I did there?

68.8 is not a 7, stop rounding. 0_0

[Isaac]

PS3 has more "AAA" exclusives than Xbox 360 (I hate using the "AAA" acronym because it's a theMart idiocy, but it is just for the sake of the argument).

PS3 has MGS4, Uncharted and Ratchet and Clank.

360 only has Gears of War and Mass Effect, since Bioshock is already multiplatform and Halo 3 does not abide by theMart's rules for a "AAA" game. Mass Effect is getting the port treatment as we speak anyway so 360 will only be left with Gears of War. And if you do not like shooters, then you know which console to choose... or at least which NOT to choose ;)

[Variable]

Too Human AKA Haze 2?

By the way, a 7.8 from one of the best gaming websites in the world is pretty good...

[tk]

Hey Mart...
grow up.
So Too Human sucks. It does not mean that you have to try and prove that PS3 games suck just because of the Too Human flop. You are getting too defensive man. It is games. Entertainment. Your life does not depend on a hyped game flopping.

[Montrealien]

Too human does not suck, Ps3 games do not suck. Fanboys saying mine flopped more then yours, sucks, and is a waste of time.

[Naked-Snake]

Farty Boy, Gates and Newell are role playing and need your help.

[Naked-Snake]

And it got 5.5 .

[VigorousApathy]

Actually IGN gets far more hits and Gamespot is second. Although IGN covers some non-gaming things as well.

[Raoh]

LMFAO too human even fell below Def Jam Icon

LMFAO

[10YearFlop]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA its the type of game that you play but dont tell your friends you play because its just such a flop package

[chitown]

NOTICE HOW EVERYONE HERE BESIDES ME AND MART dont have 360s. notice how these b!tch a$$ sony c0ck suckers pass judgement on a game they havent played nor will ever play. and finally notice how these sony fanboys have nothing better to do with their lives than bash a game on a website. wow sincerely pathetic.

AND Im not claiming this game is good cause it is not. its mediocre at best but all of you people who have not played the game have no right to pass judgement on it. play it first you hypocrites

[10YearFlop]

do you need a hug?

[silverchode]

a 360 fanboy that doesnt own a 360?

[10YearFlop]

they all try to jump on juuken but they all miss their target and land in a puddle of their own stinky xbot sweat

[chitown]

u need to get laid u sad lonley loser. to think that bashing on a console lets you sleep better at night. pathetic

[Firstkn1ghT]

11 comments in the gamer zone and 46 in the open zone, let me go see who is there. Oh yeah look it all the sony fans going nuts over there. Wow. Looks like the mods have finally stepped up their game.

Anyway this game is getting mostly getting a 7 with a few 8's, and 6's. IGN gave it a 7.8 and they are probably the most respected site on the web. The game has flaws but it does have a lot going for it. From reading a few reviews it seems that a lot of them just didn't like the camera but after awhile you get used to it and make the camera work with you. It's not a AAA but it's not a flop either. Just an average to good game.

[TheColbertinator]

Thats fine.Just remember to acknowledge that MGS4 got 10/10 on IGN and is the best game since Ocarina of Time.You could disagree with that and it cancels out your Too Human point of view.But as long as people have something to play,its all good.

[Isaac]

And gave it a C-, which, according to Metacritic, it is a 4.2. Gamereactor gave it a 4.0. GameSpot gave it a 5.5 (but of course, Xbox fanboys like Hulk, which used to say Gamespot was the best, will now say the opposite). Game Informer was "nice" and gave it 6.8. IGN was the only decent website that gave it more than an acceptable. The rest of the websites that gave it good reviews were fansites or Xbox dedicated press.

Stop failing so hard, at least use your SECOND duplicate account to make something productive or to reform yourself, "1stKnight/FirstKnight/Fi rstKn1ghT".

[Mr BlueScreen]

You know how I can tell which fanboys have the most accounts on this site? I'll tell you....

1.) Just a couple days ago I had 5 STARS! Now I'm not much of a ranting fanboy who gets in the other fanboys face.

2.) There is clearly more people who like Sony on this site.

3.) Now remember when I said I had 5 Stars, Well OVER NIGHT I LOST ALL BUT ONE AND WAS BANNED FROM THE GAMER ZONE...FOR 13 DAYS!

4.) Now I know that Sony fanboys wouldn't do that to me because I am a fan of Sony my self. So The Xbox360 Fanboys, with their multiple accounts Had Deleted All of my BUBBLES!

Thats how I Know!

[devilhunterx]

Too Human = Too Average?

[Mr402]

Too Human=Not relevant anymore.

[Dyingduck]

I thought this game was AAA, but it flopped...

RIP 360 ROFL

[rawd]

The only thing AAA in here are your tits. YUM

[glennhkboy]

PS3 has Lair, we, my fellow X360 fanboys, now have Too Human. Both Level5 & SK think that it is the problem of players, reviewers, everyone else, don't play/ revew/ kiss their game right.

[Asher6]

Too Human was getting pumped up so much was because there really aren't any big games coming out for xbox, except gears 2, and they are trying to convince themselves that they own the better system. ps3 owners on the other hand are excited for the coming months (LBP, R2, HOME, KZ2, Heavy Rain, firmware updates, etc.) and for good reason should be.

im not tryin to start a fire here, just giving my honest opinon. i owned an xbox for some time, but sold it because i felt ps3 had more potential and better quality of a system. plus i just wanted it to hold me over until ps3 was released and to play halo 2

[Hazadess]

regardless of reviews. I just think it looks cool and as most reviews say you need to give it time. By the sounds of most of the detractors they have played for an hour and given up. Why can people not finish a game and look back on it as a whole? If at the end you still think its rubbish trade it in and forget it.

On the subject of over-hyped games... I finally played MGS4 over the weekend and Im sorry PS3 owners I just didn't like it. I managed to play most of the game (The mate who gave it to me said so) and apart from a few cut-sceens nothing special. If that is the best looking game on PS3 you guys are being ripped off.

I know I'll be labled a 360 fanboy for this but I don't care. Yes I have one, same one since the day after launch. I love it to bits and play as much as I can. I honestly never saw a real reason to buy a PS3 and hope KZ2 will change that. However unless something else comes along with it I'll stick to my 360.

Please (PS3 heads) do not give me the usual list of games that you all like to quote. No interest in LBP, Uncharted was crap, Resistance looked worse than quake 2. Home not out yet and its nearing 2009. KZ2 is not out until 2009. GT4P is a demo and the real game might be out in 2010 and MGS4 is not that good so get over it.

Blueray is the only real advantage that PS3 has over the Xbox apart from that F**k all reason to buy one.

Im waiting for the insults
Bye.

[Asher6]

#1 you never played mgs3. i can guarantee that. because if it was on 360, you would swear it was the second coming of christ.

#2 you are a fanboy.

#3 uncharted was a GREAT game. period. i also dont believe you when u say u played it. and if so, u just have really bad taste in games and therefore your opinion doesn't mean anything to me.

#4 if all you can say bad about HOME is the fact that its not out yet, then thats good enough for me. stick to your mii's, they are gonna change xbox live for years to come. lol.

#5 name one game other than gears 2 that you are looking forward to in the next year....

[Hazadess]

To answer your points

#1 I have played all the MGS games with the exception of two. The first was brilliant. I have played most of 4 and intend to finish later. Oh! and the second coming remark was with regards to LBP not MGS.

#2 Couldn't care less about who makes my console I have owned all previous generations hardware. From the Atari 2600 onwards. I care about the games. Now I know the 2600 is a little before your time but this time around the only console I don't own (but do borrow) is the PS3. The reason is simple, Apart from MGS4 and Killzone 2 there are no games I cant get on the 360.

#3 The kindest thing I can say about Uncharted is that it passed a weekend. No real love for it after that. I have heard a few mates describe it as Tomb Raider with a penis but that is a bit harsh. Just in future remember that opinions vary.

#4 Home was promised from the begining of PS3 no sign of it yet. Anything I have seen of it just looks boring. If you need a virtual world to meet friends you need a real life. Mii's are without doubt one of the worst things I have ever seen. I would rather throw my tv out the window than use one. I'll be sticking to the plain old dash.

#5 You assume that because I own a 360 that I like Gears. Why? Unlike the PS3 which has MGS4 and your favorite game Uncharted, the 360 has loads of games. I for one loved Crackdown, Army of two, Bad Company, Mass Effect and Forza 2. I hate Halo 3 with a passion and Gears was so-so. For that reason I wont be waiting outside a shop on release day for Gears2. I will be getting a copy of The Force Unleashed and Too Human.

Now go back to your shiny black George Foreman and play Uncharted.

[Hazadess]

Quick edit on that post. I made a comment earlier about PS3 heads treating LBP like the second coming of Christ. It was with regards to a different article. In work trying to reply quickly. Ignore that bit but the rest stands..

Bye

[gerardo5566]

ok 360 fanboy undercover theres no way theres a game on the 360 anywhere as near as good mgs4!!!!!period. ive played crackdown it was fun..for awhile but graphics where cartoony and crappy and didnt go with the sandbox style game...second uncharted is a great game not perfect but great...and if you go by what good games the 360 had in its first year compared to the ps3 in its first year well the ps3 is clearly the one with the best games in its first year..and well the graphics on the ps3 honestly look better than 360 graphics you can see tell that the ps3 is more powerful!!! what does 360 have? halo,gears,fable,forza,pgr,cra ckdown those are the best 360 exclusive games on the other hand the ps3 has motorstorm,gran turismo,mgs,uncharted,ratchet and clank,heavenly sword,folklore and not to mention way better games on psn that live..siren,stardust hd,ratchet and clank,pixel junk eden...need i say more?

[Hazadess]

I had to read your reply a few times due to a total lack of punctuation and grammar but here goes.

Call of Duty 4 is a better game than MGS4 and its not even an exclusive. It IS better looking, the in-game graphics P**s all over MGS4 on both consoles.

Assassins Creed again on both systems is a better looking game and in my opinion one of the best this generation.

Mass Effect has more going for it than MGS4 and its an RPG. Again graphics are better and the combat far more satisfying. Oh! its a longer game by far than MGS and its only on a DVD.

"and if you go by what good games the 360 had in its first year compared to the ps3 in its first year well the ps3 is clearly the one with the best games in its first year..and well the graphics on the ps3 honestly look better than 360 graphics you can see tell that the ps3 is more powerful!!!"

Are you 6 years old? I can see tell that you can't form a sentence. If ever there was one game that proved to me that the 360 has better visuals its MGS4. In all honesty have you not looked at the game running? It's bland, full of jagged lines (aliasing must not be a PS3 strong point) and the night vision glasses make Snake look like a glowfly with its ass in the air.

Probably the best game I have played on the PS3 is Ratchet and Clank. Which I also think is the best looking game on PS3.

[Lord Vader]

Well, ive already played throught it twice, once via co-op & once through the story. Having no loading screens is awesome, co-op was a blast & I enjoyed the story as well.

All that said it's a solid 7.5 story & 8.0 fun factor in co-op, definately cool points for being different & original too. So, the only thing Too Human failed at was meeting fanboy expectations in my book & all the "developed for 10 years" crap, it's actually a good (not great) game. Not every game is gonna be AAA.

I'm sure alot of ppl who have NOT even played the game will disagree with my opinion though = ROFL

[Asher6]

news flash: nobody believes or agrees with you.

stick to your 360 then buddy. you sound pathetic when you put everything that is sony down and vice versa for ms. i truly believe that you realize that the 360's days are numbered. i promise you that they will crank out the "720" asap, then dump the 360 just like they did their last system. have you ever heard the saying "fool me once"? well my friend, you are about to be fooled for the 3rd time by ms.

i dont understand why so much hate for sony either. you talk about it as if they stole your girlfriend ( or boyfriend ) and then beat up your mother. I have owned both systems ( and many, many others ) and lean towards sony for this and the previous 2 gens. that is my opinion, and you can have your own.

oh yeah, and as far as the "george foreman" comment.... i think you thought that was so witty, but it was really pretty lame. i dont even think you dislike the way the ps3 looks. to be honest, deep down i think you like it better than your 360.