Mrs Nesbitt from GamersFTW writes: "Let’s be honest, it’s one of the best feelings in the world. Whether you have just woken up, or have been holding it in all day on your way home from school or work, the moment of relieving yourself in the toilet is unparalleled.
You may already be thinking that this article is crass or unsavoury, but let’s admit it: when the moment of relief takes time, we’ve all read a newspaper or played a game or two whilst waiting. Otherwise, you’ll only have the back of deodorants or toothpaste to read. The majority of the titles in the list will all be either portable or mobile games. We would be pretty impressed if you somehow managed to get your PC or console near the can."
What follows is a list of the best offline strategy games for Android circa 2020. In other words, the best Android strategy games you can play without Wi-Fi. You can thank us when your dad pays the cell phone bill.
The Nerd Stash: "Everyone loves setting up killzones and laying waste to waves of enemies, so here are our picks for the best tower defense games ever."
Let's take a step back into the good old days when Wi-Fi and data were nothing to worry about and look at the very Best Offline iPhone Games.
Humanity now has smartphones and we’ve come a long way from shampoo bottles.
So many good games in the list. I can end up losing my boyfriend for hours sometimes because he's gotten into a game while in the bathroom! (Although, I do sneak my 3DS in there sometimes if i can't put a game down) :P
I play games, my boyfriend takes a nap... each to their own I guess. Whatever keeps you occupied.
I'm old school and read the paper, like in sitcom scenarios.
Then my legs go numb so I play a game until I can walk, but I never get feeling back in my legs because I'm playing a game. It's a vicious cycle..
I'm still stuck on the loo as I write this, send help!
until both of your legs falls asleep and you cant stand up. Gaming on toilet is not worth it.