OXM UK writes: "God... no. Damn! Phew. Oh God, don't... don't... DON'T! Gah! Followed by screaming, the sound of a pad shattering and a nearby staff writer being thrown headfirst towards the TV.
To say Bionic Commando Rearmed can be a bit frustrating is like saying Xbox 360 can be a bit loud. It's unapologetically old-skool, from the inability to jump right through to the spiked pits that bounce you back a few feet minus a huge chunk of your health. Bosses have attack patterns, health pick-ups have to be earned and each level has been designed around blind leaps of faith and tiny margins of error."