Coming of Age in Bad Taste

Jordan says, "There was a time when I loved Duke Nukem Forever.

Wait. No. Let me explain.

Ever since I can remember (middle school), I have tried to seek out the game that was the biggest pile of angsty, sexualized trash possible. It all started when I saw the words “sexual content” emblazoned across the rating for Devil May Cry 4. It was a decent enough looking action game, and I managed to get one over on my mom when it was the free end of a buy-one-get-one deal. As far as my pubescent mind was concerned, it was all I ever needed to learn about sex, even if the entirety of the sexual content revolved around one single scene that didn’t even have any nudity to speak of. In my idiot stupid idiot mind, this game was handcrafted for me. Partial nudity, demons, and dual handguns. It was beautiful, it was ridiculous, and it was the coolest thing I had ever seen."

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