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50 Games That Sound Like Porno Movies

With production cycles being shortened all the time, game making has become a frantic, frenzied activity not unlike watching a plate-spinner spin plates in 1940's vaudeville. This trend all too often has resulted in game stores being flooded with E.T.-caliber crap. But one aspect of game development that's considered, reconsidered, then re-reconsidered is the names of these crappy games.

Think about it: At this very moment, around the world, many very smart, very well-educated, very wealthy people -- many of whom are wearing silk ties and eating high-priced hoagies -- are sitting around conference room tables trying to come up with names for their expensive-to-make games. Lists are drawn up. Brainstorming sessions ensue. Papers are wadded up and tossed into an overflowing garbage can. And after much discussion, voilà, a crappy name is typically born.

And yet one aspect that obviously isn't being considered enough by these smart, talented, tie-wearers is how much these names sound as if they could do double-duty as X-rated titles.

The sole criteria for a game name making this list was this: Would it appear out of place as a late-night listing on Cinemax?

Without further adieu, here are 50 games deserving of that honor. The soft chuckling will begin in three, two, one.

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InMyOpinion3418d ago

lol @ Neopets: Petpet Adventures -- The Wand of Wishing.

Kingdom Hearts : Birth By Sleep should be in there as well.

jwatt3418d ago

LOL Alone in the dark.

shine13963418d ago

lol: 49. Wendy: Every Witch Way

jlemdon3417d ago

also add Heavenly sword!!!!ZOMG

SixTwoTwo3418d ago

I only glanced at the 1st page but I lol'd at the imagine titles. Nice find Blood ;)

Covenant3418d ago

Just plain funny. A good LOL after a long day.

The_Firestarter3418d ago

5. Ring of Red
[2001/Konami]

A prophecy from Konami? Sure looks like it:

http://www.360fury.com/Fury...

BTW, don't take me too serious. I'm just kidding.

AuToFiRE3418d ago

yep

But in all seriousness, Ring Of Red was actually a really good game

The_Firestarter3417d ago

Some people just don't know how to take a joke. Whatever.

Anyway, I checked that game out (Ring of Red) on wikipedia and it sounds pretty cool. :D

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