Schizoid's nondescript guitar music and occasional graphical slow-down aren't bad enough to ruin the game, but they do add another layer of average. When you realize your Microsoft points are gone forever and you get a sinking feeling, that's probably not a good sign. Schizoid isn't something The Escapist will find themself coming back to, despite their enthusiasm for co-op gaming. Try it, if you're at all interested. The free trial is pretty...free, so it's a no-risk proposition.