Comedian Frank Caliendo is doing his best John Madden impression as you try to move the ball up on second down and long. Your starting running back is out for a couple of plays after getting his ribs blasted by a mentally ill linebacker with family issues. The center hikes the ball, and you bring your quarterback out on a rollout, looking for your tight end, who's managed to put some space between himself and his defender.
You let loose with the ball, the tight end comes down with it, and he stiff-arms the defender closest to him and aims toward touchdown heaven...only to be blasted by a psychotic safety who very clearly was aiming for your tight end's scrotum. Welcome to Blitz: The League II.