Via DenofGeek: "I am wearing a fake beard and dark glasses as I type this. A friend of a friend has arranged a safe house for me at a secret location somewhere in Kent. Last week, I churlishly added Zelda:Twilight Princess's Midna into a list of my least favourite video game characters, which, if certain internet forums are anything to go by, hasn't gone down well with some people. To all the disgruntled Midna fans out there, and to Midna's friends and family, I humbly apologise. Now please, can I take this fake beard off? It's starting to itch..
Still, it's not all bad news this week - after months of clandestine plans and strategies, I've finally managed to acquire a fabulous XBox 360. This might not sound like a big deal to most of you, but those who read my first ever column way back in the mists of time (okay, four months ago) may recall that Sarah, my better half, had flatly refused to let me have any latest generation console other than the Nintendo Wii."