SarcasticGamer.com hilariously details all the facts that a prospective Wii owner needs to know before taking the plunge and buying Nintendo's elusive console.
From the article:
"As a tri-console owner, meaning that I own an Xbox 360, PS3, and a Wii, I feel like I'm getting the best of every world. For those that haven't picked up a "next-gen" console or "current-gen" for all of you "gen" snobs, you may want to know what the heck you're getting yourself into if you buy a Wii.
So, you have kids, love everything "Nintendo," have a Mario tramp stamp, but haven't actually found a Wii in a store yet… Here's what you're in for, IF you ever get a Nintendo Wii."