VICE: "Here we have 21 of the absolute worst games to have been released since the last time England failed to qualify for the World Cup finals and Rednex had a British number one single. You didn't ask for them, you got them anyway, and they were fucking terrible. I'll let other people summarise these tragedies because, frankly, I don't want to be anywhere near them. And if you ever have been, I'm sorry. So, so sorry."