Paul writes "King of Dragon Pass is a game in which I coerced a tribe of ducks to pay me tribute, raised several triceratops and trained them to plow my fields and sacrificed ten cows to kill a vampire. That get your attention? Excellent. Read on, my friends, for tales of mirth and misery lie forward and the poets shall sing of your exploits until the sun no longer shines. Come, join me by the hearth and let me spin you a story like none other!"