Half-Life 3 Will Never Be Confirmed, Morons - 7 Reasons Why

Listen up chuffsters. Half Life 3 isn't happening, and if it did, you'd hate it anyway, cos it'll be crap, and you're a numpty. Here's seven chuffing reasons why.

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Relientk771231d ago

Valve doesn't know how to count to 3.

Math. It's hard.

Rimeskeem1231d ago

I guess they took the "1, 2 skip a few" joke a little seriously

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Ezz20131231d ago

I can't take this article srsly
when it call gamers "Morons".

I won't even bother reading it.

scark921231d ago

Half-Life 99 confirmed?

SharnOfTheDEAD1231d ago

@Ezz no where does it call "gamers" morons. It calls morons "morons" which are also babies, are you a baby moron? Chuffster!

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showtimefolks1231d ago (Edited 1231d ago )

IMO it will not happen anytime soon. the expections will be so high and there is possibly no way for them to satisfy everyone

but this is valave's own fault. we are still waiting on the next entry of left for dead. also portal 3 would be nice

but I don't think we will see a game from valve numbered 3 anytime soon, I don't know the reason but that's the way it looks like it

they make so much from steam that they don't rally have to develop any games to make money, sadly a lot of talented people have left valve for that reason alone. I read somewhere that many who worked on half life series are no longer with valve. yes steam makes that a lot of money but shouldnt they be not wasting their development talent


jdaboss1231d ago

that joke is old and not really all that funny anymore.. truth of the matter Valve has treated fans of that game like sh!t for the last 10+ years.

Zeref1231d ago

But I know 10 reasons.

10 - 7 = 3

Half-Life 3 confirmed!

zidane13411231d ago

Shitty 10 year old meme that was never funny to begin with confirmed!

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lashes2ashes1231d ago

I'm pretty sure valve has made it quite clear they are really not a game developer any more. Half life three could still happen someday but I don't think it will be anytime soon.

Rimeskeem1231d ago

Maybe they will sell it for a Minecraft amount of money to a game publisher. I don't want that to happen but it might.

Perjoss1231d ago

Let me remind you about this:

"On March 3, 2015, Valve announced the Source 2 engine"

This was just a few months ago, why develop a new engine if you do not plan to make any games?

SteamPowered1231d ago

I don't really care for articles that assume I'm a Moron. Instantly takes away all credibility when you insult your viewers right off the hop.

Rimgal1231d ago

You should watch the video, it's hilarious. And it's also satire.

VideoGamerTV it's one of my favorite youtube channels, and you should never take every single thing they say literally.

Sevchenko2111231d ago

Finally! good to see a fellow subscriber!

Rimgal1231d ago

@Sevchenko211 I'm always looking forward to watch The Miller Report, it cracks me up. And The Right to Reply is one of the funniest things on youtube. They deserve so much more subscribers.

Quite a shame most gamers take video games so seriously, that god forbids anyone makes a joke about it.

Sketchy_Galore1231d ago (Edited 1231d ago )

'Half-life 3 will never be confirmed' + 'it's satire' = Half-life 3 confirmed.

SharnOfTheDEAD1231d ago (Edited 1231d ago )

Only babies make assumptions and to assume something negative instantly is moronic! Sit in the corner chufster because you don't know the score and you don't know the truth!

uth111231d ago

it's very tongue-in-cheek if you watch it.

Ripsta7th1231d ago

HL3 is already completed and its being played exclusively by Gabe Newell

l33t_haxx0r1231d ago

PS4 exclusive E3 2016... People would riot lol

nowitzki20041231d ago

I got PS4 so I dont care. But no way in hell it would be exclusive for anything besides PC. It will be multiplat if it gets released but most likely wont come out for a long while.

loopygames1231d ago

After Sony's E3 press conference this year, anything can happen on that stage now. Anybody remember Sony's E3 2010 surprise from Gabe?

Zeref1231d ago (Edited 1231d ago )

None of their bombshells were exclusive though.

Shenmue III is also on PC(and very likely to appear on X1 at some point)
FF7 Remake is timed.

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