Listen up chuffsters. Half Life 3 isn't happening, and if it did, you'd hate it anyway, cos it'll be crap, and you're a numpty. Here's seven chuffing reasons why.
Valve doesn't know how to count to 3. Math. It's hard.
I guess they took the "1, 2 skip a few" joke a little seriously
I can't take this article srsly when it call gamers "Morons". I won't even bother reading it.
Half-Life 99 confirmed?
@Ezz2013 It's satire.
@Ezz no where does it call "gamers" morons. It calls morons "morons" which are also babies, are you a baby moron? Chuffster!
IMO it will not happen anytime soon. the expections will be so high and there is possibly no way for them to satisfy everyone but this is valave's own fault. we are still waiting on the next entry of left for dead. also portal 3 would be nice but I don't think we will see a game from valve numbered 3 anytime soon, I don't know the reason but that's the way it looks like it they make so much from steam that they don't rally have to develop any games to make money, sadly a lot of talented people have left valve for that reason alone. I read somewhere that many who worked on half life series are no longer with valve. yes steam makes that a lot of money but shouldnt they be not wasting their development talent money
that joke is old and not really all that funny anymore.. truth of the matter Valve has treated fans of that game like sh!t for the last 10+ years.
But I know 10 reasons. 10 - 7 = 3 Half-Life 3 confirmed!
Shitty 10 year old meme that was never funny to begin with confirmed!
I'm pretty sure valve has made it quite clear they are really not a game developer any more. Half life three could still happen someday but I don't think it will be anytime soon.
Maybe they will sell it for a Minecraft amount of money to a game publisher. I don't want that to happen but it might.
Let me remind you about this: "On March 3, 2015, Valve announced the Source 2 engine" This was just a few months ago, why develop a new engine if you do not plan to make any games?
I don't really care for articles that assume I'm a Moron. Instantly takes away all credibility when you insult your viewers right off the hop.
You should watch the video, it's hilarious. And it's also satire. VideoGamerTV it's one of my favorite youtube channels, and you should never take every single thing they say literally.
Finally! good to see a fellow subscriber!
@Sevchenko211 I'm always looking forward to watch The Miller Report, it cracks me up. And The Right to Reply is one of the funniest things on youtube. They deserve so much more subscribers. Quite a shame most gamers take video games so seriously, that god forbids anyone makes a joke about it.
'Half-life 3 will never be confirmed' + 'it's satire' = Half-life 3 confirmed.
Only babies make assumptions and to assume something negative instantly is moronic! Sit in the corner chufster because you don't know the score and you don't know the truth!
it's very tongue-in-cheek if you watch it.
HL3 is already completed and its being played exclusively by Gabe Newell
PS4 exclusive E3 2016... People would riot lol
I got PS4 so I dont care. But no way in hell it would be exclusive for anything besides PC. It will be multiplat if it gets released but most likely wont come out for a long while.
Joke is joke
After Sony's E3 press conference this year, anything can happen on that stage now. Anybody remember Sony's E3 2010 surprise from Gabe? https://www.youtube.com/wat...
None of their bombshells were exclusive though. Shenmue III is also on PC(and very likely to appear on X1 at some point) FF7 Remake is timed.
Why would they spoil their reputation and let the cynics run riot with HL3, when they're making more money per year than HL3's sales would ever generate?
they're making too much money from steam right now so game development doesnt really factor into their thinking. perhaps if gamers stopped using steam so much and gave them something else to think about...
all of that money could definitely go into the development of half-life 3 though, it is kind of disrespectful to fans to not give them what they want.
Am I an optimist? I seem to be the only one who thinks that they are definitely working on a HalfLife 3 right now.
The real reason is likely because Valve want to develop it for the HTC Vive or other VR gadgets.
Pretty much the only sensible comment here. +
Half life 2 is already amazing in VR. Half life 3 would definitely be a driving force.
They don't like money.?
They make plenty even without making games.
You know what else was said would never happen? Final Fantasy 7's Remake. The game's announcement proves that anything can happen, lol.
I guess everyone smart just spends their life online insulting random people. hmm... who would have thunk et? ;)
Will be a game for the next consoles. You can bet on it. Not for a long time.
7 reasons that only babies will argue with, and no one likes a baby, because they poo their nappies, cry for hours on end,spontaneously vomit and they don't even know what a Gym is!
I have a feeling one day we'll see a Half Life 3, but I don't see it happening for a long time. Part of me has hope, but I will survive if it never releases.
I wanna play it cos I would wanna play the final chapter when alx got taken away buy some aliens or machine
Gabe Newell's net worth is 1.2 billion, no matter how big of an influence he's had on the industry he's acting rather selfish.
Chuffsters? Numpty?? My brain....
only MORONS use dumb ass words like Chuffter and Numpty..wtf?! And FUK Valve, they dont give a dam about tgeir fans.
Want half life 3 then stop throwing them money on steam then they will be forced to make it!!
The guys how made hl are the same who gave us steam .... There on one big holiday as I would.
Hey! who you calling a Moron?
lol this sh!t is funny.
Detox was canned. Your move Valve.
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