Sarcasticgamer.com wrote a hilarious satire of what it's like to be a PS3 owner.
From the article: "As a tri-console owner, meaning that I own an Xbox 360, PS3, and a Wii, I feel like I'm getting the best of every world. For those that haven't picked up a "next-gen" console or "current-gen" for all of you "gen" snobs, you may want to know what the heck you're getting yourself into.
So, here I am to save the day. Click the jump to learn everything you'll ever need to know about being a Sony PS3 owner. Check back tomorrow so I can prepare you for your Nintendo Experience.