Nathan Drake will apparently have realistically modelled genitalia in Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End.
Pure sarcasm lol
Knowing how Naughty Dog is this doesn't suprise me, they want to create the best and most realistic Uncharted game and with out a doubt thats what they'll create
The article is a parody. It is only a joke.
WoW really?? And I was looking forward for some info on Elena's rack physics! oh well...
Nathan Drake with Mount your Friends wiener animation lol
Naughty Dogs Bollocks? http://www.urbandictionary....
Chest hair chest hair chest hair....... Pubic hair? O.O I don't know if I want to see that. LOL
Man for Drake, "realistic" genitals would be like a couple of mandarin oranges and a kielbasa. .. that probably came off more homo erotic than it should have.
Uncharted 4: A Thief's Bellend.....
Naughty Dog always strives to go the extra mile, when adding little extra details to the characters in their games, so anythings possible. I'd be freaked out, but also in awe, if ND gave Sully nose hair in Uncharted 4. That's going into "detail"
Kind of ruins the point of a satire article to have a big old disclaimer after the title
And if they didn't the rioters would come in packs thinking someone was claiming this as legit. No, it's a good thing the openly identify it as satire.
And? Wouldn't that just identify the stupid people who couldn't deduce satire on their own, or the people who didn't even read the article? Does The Onion write "SATIRE" after each headline? I didn't think so.
No, The Onion has built itself and reputation on being a joke. You randomly write a satire piece then it can be hard. Like how people on here will put /s after a sarcastic remark so people know they aren't serious. It's hard to convay sarcasm in writing without readers knowing ahead of time. If they don't you will come across as an extremely biased fanboy or seem to have inide info with no credible sources. Have you ever read a book with a sarcastic remark that wasn't identyed so you know the tone? I don't think so.
They wouldn't let me post it without a disclaimer. Make of that what you will.
Who cares if Nate has realistic genitalia! I wanna know if Elena has this as well, to y'know, avoid all the debates and stuff /s
Nathan Drake: Busy mastering exotic locations and erotic locations.
But I can I adjust the jiggle physics?!?
lets see it
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