Rumor: Ratner to turn God of War film into geek tragedy

Joystiq writes: "We always think it's so bizarre when fanboys and girls start filling up our tips box with vitriol about the latest unpopular decision made by Sega, Square, Microsoft or practically anyone involved in the gaming industry. "Where do they get all that hate?" we wonder aloud, before going to donate more hugs down at the clinic. They would be a complete mystery to us were it not for Brett Ratner, who, according to a passing mention in a recent press release from MGM, has been tapped to direct the God of War film.

See, we hate Brett Ratner. Well, no, we don't hate the person. We're sure he's a perfectly nice man. But we hate everything he's ever put on film from Money Talks to X3 aka Brett Ratner's First-Person Theatrical Abortion. ... You know what? Forget what we said, we do hate Brett Ratner as a person. And if he directs God of War, it'll be awful, because all of his movies are awful and we don't know why he keeps being allowed to make them. The end."

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JVIDICAN3644d ago

hes going to ruin it... =(

Johnny Cullen3644d ago

Cant be as bad as Uwe Boll?

Bebedora3644d ago

This is bad....
<But he's a big director>
That is GOOD!!
<But he hasn't made a successfull movie>
That is bad
<But he is payed by hollywood/Universal>
Woooh! That is good....
<But it will never turn in to profit and the fightscenes will be sucky>
<...that is bad>
....Can I go now?

DiabloRising3644d ago

The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate...


That's bad.

smurfie43644d ago

I wouldve chosen Ridley Scott (Gladiator) or Sam Raimi (Spiderman). I was disappointed in the x-men films. I was a fan of the animated series, and even read some of the comic books. Who the hell made this decision?!

devilhunterx3644d ago

Ratner already made Rush Hour a tragedy...

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