Mutli-tasker Impresses By Playing Game, Watching Netflix, Ignoring Kids All At Once [Satire]

Video Games Made Me Do It: "Believing it to be the proudest moment in his life, Orlando area gamer Doug Matthews, who is currently between jobs, told friends he played Witcher 3 and caught up on American Dad while his wife took his youngest daughter to her first recital."

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