Sean of Ready-Up looks at why Splatoon must be banned, for the greater good:
''Video games are known for their disgusting lack of morality and humanity. For years now they have corrupted generation after generation, caused wars, increased crime rates and resulted in the creation of the Big Bang Theory. Video games are worse than drugs, worse than organised crime, they are the single biggest danger to modern society. Grand Theft Auto, Mortal Kombat, Beautiful Katamri and Call of Duty all train our youth to kill from the day they are born. Blood, gore, senseless murder, unholy messages… how could things get any lower?''