Mario Mario: Mario's First Oblivious Adventure

Dylan Cornelius of Gaming Rebellion Writes: "Who is Mario? In Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island, Mario is a baby. And barely a baby at that. When the game opens, a stork is shown flying across a dark sky, a bundle of fresh-out-the-oven twins between his beak. The Nintendo Power strategy guide for Yoshi’s Island informs us that the stork is taking the twins “to their parents.” Clearly this is not our present day world. No, Yoshi’s Island exists in a fantastical land where babies are either made and hatched in a laboratory before being brought to their parents, or storks manage baby farms, and when two people copulate, a baby that looks similar enough to them is dropped on their doorstep. Surprise!"

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