GamesAsylum "If this JRPG was set in modern day England it would tell the story of a mild mannered 20-something left in charge of a quaint countryside B&B. The kind that costs £125 a night and all breakfast produce is organic. Or allegedly so. Business isn’t exactly booming, and so the new owner has to make ends meet by finding and selling crystals sourced from a nearby cave. A sudden heavy earthquake opens up an undiscovered part of said cave, and, well, that’s this intro ruined – UK earthquakes rarely cause more than a fiver’s worth of damage"