Lord of Magna: Maiden Heaven is an entirely absurd, strategic turn-based RPG from Japan. In this whimsical yet passion-filled adventure, you quest for the truth behind the unrelenting appearance of scantily clad warrior-women in your life. Upon returning from a day’s battle against hordes of giant windup, fork-wielding teddy bears and evil ponies, you sit down to a meal prepared by your (now maid outfit-wearing) female companions. That is, after you finish spying on them as they joyfully bathe together in your inn’s group bathroom. Believe it or not, things do get weirder.