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Solid Snake and Big Boss are different people you idiots
And they ruined him in Super Smash.
anyways snake looked better with the short haircut. EDiT:They also fuked up crash bandicoot....Oh man, I miss the good ol days.
Snake is best in Kojima's hand but I also don't like snake in SSB! but up till this day, I'm still wondering, WTF is Snake doing in SSB??
Snake's head in SSBB appears to be copied and pasted from Big Boss, in otherwords they're identical. Solid Snake lacks the indented descending lines (starts below the eyes) on his face in MGS2 and 4 (if anyone has played at least 3/4's of it) which originated from Big Boss. http://webzoom.freewebs.com... (MGS2 Snake) http://www.freewebs.com/met... (Big Boss)
Because Kojima practically begged to have him in Melee, but it was too late to put him in. That's why he's in Brawl.
Bomberman = WTF.
"Do us all a favor Mega Man and keep your goddamn helmet on." omg that made me laugh so hard! ^,^
WTF did vivendi do to crash?!?!? :(
prefer old Lara. Edit: And old Bomberman too. New one looks strange.
If the new Bomberman wasn't labeled Bomberman, he's probably be pretty cool, but they're just ruining a loveable little character by making him big and evil-looking.
Shame people can't get the hell over it! And oh noes, Lara's tits are smaller...to those of us who have seen a real pair of tits, it's not a big deal. I do agree with the one about Simon Belmont. They took the manliest vampire slayer, and turned him into a bishy wierdo! I also agree with the one about Bomberman, they've gone and turned him into Ironman's foe Titanium Man! I'm sorta on the fence about the others.
"to those of us who have seen a real pair" - hahaha! That made me laugh so hard!
Go look at that Bomberman pic, then this! http://ecx.images-amazon.co...
Man that's actually very close! I completely missed out on the last Bomberman game, not that I was really looking for it, glad I never touched it now lol. Would have been a waste of a good 5 seconds.
A lot of Japanese game developers design their characters base on the latest fashion trend. Snake's "mullet" is actually not a redneck mullet. Aside from being a gamer, I'm actually working in the fashion industry and the new/old snake with the mustache was done on purpose. Believe it or not, mustaches are coming back. Fashion trends tend to repeat itself, and the mustache look was once popular. Now it's coming back, just give it a year or 2 and you'll see more people starting to modernize that look.
I love my mustache <3
I thought mustaches are already over, wasn't that like 1 or 2 years ago? At least in Europe. The mullett definitely is over, you rarely see somebody wearing it, last year most of the youth had it.
Personally, I like the newer Snake myself. He looks more like a hardened, bad dude (and not the kind that saves the president from ninjas!). Snake was always cool, but I think the scruffy look fits him better.
Well in Europe, people there are more fashion forward than the US, but you are correct about a lot of stuff being over, especially the mullet. The mustache has not really hit the general population in the US yet, even though other countries have been doing it for some time now.
snake always had a mullet , if u guys remember he cut it off during the briefings in mgs1
I remember :D
I'm glad someone else remembered.
but how the hell did i wind up here?! damn mods. oh well, party in the open zone!
Welcome to the open zone.
welcome to hell bítch
it's more like purgatory here.
Oh and by the way also you must be a mimic of a asian sony corpret dork as your profile to be accepted here.
Snake too much; his "mullet" wasn't too noticeable. Simon Belmont on the other hand... I love Simon's Quest, and Simon as always been my favorite hunter.. but what the hell have they done to him through the years
the new sub-zero had the air freeze! Ninja sub-zero would totally pwn him though
If you didn't know, MKII's and MKIII's Sub-Zero are the same guy. Their story for his change was he didn't want to pretend to be his father, the original Sub-Zero who died in the first game, anymore. At least that's what I remember. Been a while. Just a little MK lore for anyone that cares. :)
thanks for the lore. I still refer to them separately since they have different movesets, but I know they are the same dude.
...Ethan Thomas of Condemned. What they did to him in Condemned 2 was absolutely unnecessary, and unforgiveable.
yeah man i know he should have been number one, it does not look like him one bit
At least Ethan makes a cool hobo!
Snake doesn't have a mullet, it's just long hair. As seen in MGS4's young snake w/o bandana. The funny one is the bomberman one though lol
Would have to say that what they have done to Sam Fisher over the years is an abomination. They need to bring back the old Sam and do Splinter Cell right.
or did we already see this article??? I remember reading an article identical to this 6 or more months ago. everything i've seen in this one has already been done.
I'm glad they gave Lara a more realistic pair of boobs. Giving a female character a massive rack is just pathetic and childish.
Tell that to TEAM NINJA
well they're still pretty damn huge.
I agree, Lara's boobs are much more realistic
Yeah, I like her as a more believable character.
I'm just glad her face doesn't look like a Picasso painting anymore. She actually looks like an attractive female now, even if her cup size did take a hit. I'm sure she's more maneuverable now :) haha It's hard to fight wolves with those things always getting in the way!
"It's hard to fight wolves with those things always getting in the way!" I'm sure it'd be possible for her to fight the wolves with those directly, a direct 1-2 knockout shot! Anyway, I prefer the new Lara. The old one with Jupiter and Saturn nestled in there resulted in anyone who watched the game (having not already seen it) saying "I bet you only play this because she has huge boobs". Now it's more of a "Wow, she looks hot", they then sit there in a trance.
Well, I agree with Bomberman and Simon Belmont. o_o
I agree that you have smaller breasts than the B cup version of Lara Croft.
I agree that your comment was made of all kinds of bullsh*ttery and [email protected]
so u don't deny that you have extremely small beasts? prove it. show us all a pic of you topless. but not of ur face cuz that would defeat the purpose.
...Is it any of your f*cking business what I look like? I AM SORRY N00B BUT YOU CANNOT HAVE ME. OUR LOVE WAS NOT MEANT TO BE. YA DAMN M*AGGOT.
Noobz, you're a guy without his own wiener, so back the f_ck off, douchebag!
this is a private matter between two adults. be gone, KRATOS. AIEREEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
dude that bomberman is wikid evil. looks like crash hit adolescence and took up eccies. damn kids.
...the new Bomberman looks cool as a standalone character, but as a game character following on from a previous one, it sucks. Put that evil bomberman in a horror game chasing you down an empty corridor and you'll have people wetting themselves. The brilliance of Bomberman as a game though (imo) is that you're blowing stuff up with a guy that looks so innocent and it's so much fun!
if anyones played mortal kombat, (and payed anny attention to the storyline) those are two different subzeros. they are brothers. origional died. cant remember why hes got the scar tho.. but yeah origional was kick ass
wile I do like MGS1 spicked hair Snake most MGS2 gruffy Snake is just as good.
why did they kill crash :( I really loved crash 1,2 & 3
That would be because Naughty Dog made those Crash games (and then Crash Team Racing) since then it's had various teams developing it with Vivendi Games cashing out on the name. Happens to many good series eventually unfortunately.
Snake looks better with long hair and dirty look, the clean one looks like a little boy, silly little boy.
All hail the Mullet!!
The new look for Max Payne in TFoMP was totally different than the first. It'd be like having Tobey Maguire play Spider Man then Bruce Willis in the sequel, they look so different. But I do like Snake better with his mullet and beard. It gives him more of a "I don't give a [email protected]" look to him. It's not so much a mullet as he just hasn't had a proper haircut since the Shadow Moses incident. Besides, that image is not of Snake in MGS1, that's from MGS Twin Snakes (the remake for Gamecube.) For all we know, Snake already had a mullet in MGS1, but the modelling and graphics were so terrible you just couldn't tell.
Mega mans and bomberman were by far the worst what was with mega man he looked like he was made out of legos lol. bomberman isn't bomberman anymore.
but i just cannot think of one. frankly i don't think snake should be on here, he looks grittier and cooler with his 'mullet' but whatever
and the female with less than b cups wins! =)
this is definately one of the more reasonable top 8 lists around here. It ain't perfect, but who can argue with Crash Bandicoot and Bomberman, right? Crash Bandicoot's makeover makes me want to cry T_T
My old forum home. The article is inaccurate. Sub-Zero's face has a tribal mark on it. In any case, yeah I have to agree. Bomberman was just.......Whoa.
I like solid snakes makeover it makes it look more releastic. Im tired of playing boyish characters honestly. Snake is kicka** dude not some prince that wipes his a** with silk, and please dont mess up my nails. Who can make a mullet look awesome!? Only snake can you dont f*ck up his style with some homo cravings... The link new look was cool as long as its not a permenant look you know. Its cool for the time being though because wind wakers style was great. Sub zero sucked balls and bomberman just pissed me off lol.
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