I played somewhere near 14 hours of Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, from the beginning, and I can hardly tell you anything about it because of a super long coverage embargo that includes broad agreement to not discuss story, plot, or cutscenes at all. It's some appropriately Cold War era [redacted]-ing. So no spoiler warning, I guess? It's a bit weird. The situation, not The Phantom Pain. The Phantom Pain is really, really weird.