Using his super speed, Wally West - or is it Barry Allen? - zooms past Mortal Kombat's most popular brawler three times, leaving the goldclad ninja spinning like a top on an Outworld stone platform. A beat later, the Flash pummels Scorpion with a flurry of punches, leaving him shattered on the cracked earth.
You gotta be kidding. About everything.
What the hell are these two doing in the same arena? Who decided that Mortal Kombat fighters should battle the legends of the DC Comics universe? At what point did this even seem like a good idea, let alone a logical one? What kind of sick marketing trick is this?