7 Reasons Splatoon Is For Babies

Splatoon is released today for the Nintendo Wii U, and by all accounts it's a great game.

But it's also for babies. And here's 7 reasons why.

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user89668281294d ago

Yeah because Zelda and metroid are for babies your the damn baby and you proved it by your gears comment you need a mature game to make you feel like a man what a loser you know who plays mature games babies

gphunk1294d ago

oh, this isn't obvious sarcasm? well okay, my bad then.

Army_of_Darkness1294d ago (Edited 1294d ago )

Babies don't know sarcasm :-p
Although, most of what the guy says isn't far fetched either lol!

darren_poolies1294d ago

I can't believe some people are so stupid. It's so completely obvious, how can you not realise it's a joke??

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NiteX1294d ago

Whooooooosh! That's the sound of this going completely over your head.

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gerbwmu1294d ago

Clearly babies dont have the hand eye coordination to play video games so what ever his reasons I'm sure they are scientifically incorrect. Except for genius half breed alien babies and they would play Splatoon for sure!

FarEastOrient1294d ago

I guess sarcasm isn't in your dictionary.

gerbwmu1294d ago

And jokes aren't in yours? I would have thought alien half breeds would have indicated I was kidding......unless you are one.....then please spare my life I didn't mean to upset you!

Zulehan1294d ago

2/5 With 'babies' in the title I would expect more mention of babies; count me disappointed.

ThatchHatScotty1294d ago (Edited 1294d ago )

For Babies U say?

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