Splatoon is released today for the Nintendo Wii U, and by all accounts it's a great game. But it's also for babies. And here's 7 reasons why.
Yeah because Zelda and metroid are for babies your the damn baby and you proved it by your gears comment you need a mature game to make you feel like a man what a loser you know who plays mature games babies
oh, this isn't obvious sarcasm? well okay, my bad then.
Babies don't know sarcasm :-p Although, most of what the guy says isn't far fetched either lol!
I can't believe some people are so stupid. It's so completely obvious, how can you not realise it's a joke??
Whooooooosh! That's the sound of this going completely over your head.
Clearly babies dont have the hand eye coordination to play video games so what ever his reasons I'm sure they are scientifically incorrect. Except for genius half breed alien babies and they would play Splatoon for sure!
I guess sarcasm isn't in your dictionary.
And jokes aren't in yours? I would have thought alien half breeds would have indicated I was kidding......unless you are one.....then please spare my life I didn't mean to upset you!
2/5 With 'babies' in the title I would expect more mention of babies; count me disappointed.
For Babies U say?
Huh? I thought Nintendo games are for kids! Now they are for Babies?!? ...doooooomed!!!
It's ok, I still wear diapers. After I play Splatoon I'm gonna eat num nums and go nap nap.
Lol fuck burns its the year of miller
Guys, it's the chuffing Miller Report, get used to it and watch!
An amusing bit of comedy, that was.XD
This was pretty funny. Surprised he said the gamepad looks like a food tray though. Was expecting a Leapfrog joke there.
God damn, isn't it great to be a baby?
Cod, gow, gears, gta, me, destiny, halo, fifa, bf is for teens. Babies at least are innocent...
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