Wired's Chris Baker writes this humorous reimagination of the Nintendo E3 2008 press conference:
"By almost all accounts, attendees at last week's E3 Media & Business Summit didn't like Nintendo's press conference.
The company lavished attention on its games in development for casual users, who don't pay any attention to E3 press conferences to begin with, while completely ignoring the hard-core gamers that watch E3 coverage live on TV.
The thing is, it's not as if the company doesn't have games in the pipeline for lifelong gamers. They could have put on a much more entertaining show, had they chosen to. If only they'd..."