GI:"The grand scale and superb review scores for The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt are attracting more new players to the series than ever before. Yesterday, Kim wrote her own character primer to get newbie witchers up to speed, and – considering the fact that she reviewed the game for us – it's pretty good. However, it doesn't tell you everything that you need to know – that's where my decades of professional analysis and patented method for Keeping It Real™ come into play. Once you're done learning from my stunning insight, you'll be witching with the best of them. You're welcome!"