CraveOnline: "Hideo Kojima has unveiled a new figurine of Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain‘s heroine Quiet, and it features soft boobs that you can squeeze. Yep."
I love how Japanese companies could careless about being politically correct. It's a nice change of pace from all the PC silliness.
I demand snake with a squeezable erm..snake? Lol
@cleft5 "Politically correct" is a term about the politics of an area, right? So their politics are different than ours, which means that this is likely not politically incorrect. I think what you mean to say is that they could care less about pissing off feminists.
What does political correctness have to do with it? I'm sure you'll love squeezable penises on the male figurines too, right? Of course you will. Typical.
That's hilarious. The SJWs can't do anything about it either, because this was a Japanese idea.
I lost the war on "literally". But wont give up the fight on *Couldn't. Yes I'm that guy
There is nothing correct poltitcally
Couldnt care less. Could. Not. Care. Less For the love of God its couldn't care less. Saying you could care less is saying that you actually care about it.
Yep, you pretty much nailed it.
@dmeador and @braveheart I've been beating that drum for years, I just gave up eventually. You will too.
Don't take this as me throwing in the SJW's here, but...have we as gamers really become so reactionary toward SJW culture now that we have to attempt to pass stupid crap like this off as some grand, noble gesture of freedom? It is literally just an action figure with soft boobs designed to push a few more cheap sales. Obviously it's not destroying the very fabric of gender equality in the industry, but can we just call it what it is? It's a shallow sales tactic.
"Could careless"? *facepalm*
What a titillating article
couldn't care less.
I was about to correct the atrocious use of "could careless", but looking through the replies, it looks like everyone has done it for me! Thank you everyone! Thats one less thing i have to do today haha!
This is pathetic
I love how this is the hottest atricle and the 2nd hottest is about porn and video game addiction ... I don't see the link ...
"Hideo Kojima has unveiled ..." I thought he was no longer involved with/associated with the game :/
He's still 100% in charge of MGSV. After it releases is when he leaves Konami
I have the figure her, boob is sooo hard i uploaded the video on youtube Just type ”Play arts kai quiet figure boob squeeze check" Lol
man, you beat me to it, nice job on your first boobs.
pre-ordered, i'll let you guys know how boobs feel like!
A boob that can't be squeezed is no fun. Good on them for taking that into account.
Boobies. Nuff said.
no bulge option?!
Why would you want quiet to have a bulge Ah hem Down there?
the quiet being chico theory
You sir, live up to your name.
+1 for realism
i don't even
Where can I buy one?
Article of the week? maybe lol :P
I fail to see how this is a problem. If someone buys this and gets pleasure out of squeezing the figurines breasts, then that person is in serious need of therapy.
Maybe the therapy is to squeeze figurines boobs teh-he-he
Actually it's simply a 2 second comical gag / conversational piece. Feminist and possibly people like yourselves are the ones over-thinking it making it something more that it is... Its boobs...boobs are squishy....wow..whats the problem..
Wait, let me get this straight. I said I don't see a problem, then you come here and group me with a bunch of feminists and accuse me of having a problem then tell me I should not have a problem??? Are you mental or something?
Everyone loves squishy boobs. What makes it icky is this is a toy or "action figure" as the big kids like to call them. I think all of our inner 10 year olds think the "life-like" boobies are cool, but when you try to justify them as anything other than what they are the cool factor crosses that fine line and becomes pathetic.
John, I said possibly, sry, cause of your last sentence. Maybe misunderstanding between both of us, no need to insult..
I'm interested in knowing why you'd think they need therapy when the only way they could get pleasure out of it is by activating the very neural centers needed to get pleasure out of a real woman or man.
The next generation of anime and game figurines are 1:1 scale, made entirely out of med grade silicone, fully anatomically correct with removeable cloths and 8" depth of all holes.
As well as 8" length for the male versions of any characters of course.
Hmm, 8"? May not be big enough. :^)
Got to love the Japanese
yup buying this
stepping up their game on figures now finally.
Awesome! Supposedly squeezing boobs makes you relax!! ....
Hmmm...boobs have the opposite effect on me...i tend to get excited...maybe my wife is doing something wrong.
I think it's a timed thing. The relaxation typically comes a few minutes later. No pun intended. ;)
SCANDALOUS! Actually, this has drummed up a ton of free publicity.. nice one Konami.
Interesting... I must examine this figurine for scientific purposes.
Next gen figurine
BEST figurine eva!
I approve of this.
No link to buy?
Shut up and take my money?
lol,i'm not really a figurine kind of guy but this is really a Japanese thing to do.I like those (above 18) Japanese schoolgirls hmmm.
Sure above 18... whatever makes you sleep at night mwahahahaha... seriously though have you noticed how localization teams always makes underage female characters to be 18 or something? It's great.
No squeezable ass? Or is that a extra? If ya gonna do it do it right lol
DLC add-on or a pre-order bonus. Don't worry it's coming.
i will not condone this ass discrimination!!
Now I can finally squeeze some boobs for the first time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
They need to make barbie dolls like that
the scene from grandmas boy lol
As it should be.
"There is a good and powerful narrative reason why Quiet will be almost naked in this game!" Lol. You mean to sell figurines with squeezable boobs to guys who can't manage to get close enough to the real thing(s).
"Kojima previously stated that Quiet’s outfit would make sense in the context of MGSV, and that “once you recognize the secret reason for her exposure, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds.” No matter what justification is in the storyline to that sort of outfit, it does not matter because we all know here it is for fan service. Squeezable boobs on her figurine does not help Kojima's case lol