When Vader asked me to review the PC release of Grand Theft Auto V, he did so knowing full well that I had never played any of the GTA series. I was pretty sure he was doing this for his own amusement (How dare you? – Ed. Vader). See, the idea that a middle aged white guy with young kids who is an admitted MMO and mech fanatic (me) reviewing arguably the most popular, most expensively produced, real world, uber-mature rated sandbox game to ever hit the market is exactly the kind of social experiment that makes Vader squeal like a 12 year old girl at a One Direction concert (they’re still hip, right?) (Yes, but you soon won’t be unless you stop dissing One Direction – Ed. Vader).