EGMR writes: "You just get a new game for your still shiny new console. You're terribly excited, all giddy and fidgety and muttering to yourself much like Gollum, and no one around you except for yourself can understand the elation you feel to play said game. You stick it in your console and proceed to curse the dark Gods for installations, looking for any way to pass the next few agonising minutes. Then you get reminded that current-day gaming requires the downloading of day one updates, and you leave that on while you go off and do what humans do. Finally, it's time to play. Only a few button presses separate you from another world filled with the promise of fun. What do you do? I know what I do. I go to the damn options menus, obviously. Why the bloody hell don't you?"