Dorkly: When it comes to mobile games, it really is a buyer's market right now. Countless studios are falling over themselves to provide high-quality experiences for little or no money. You're like the prettiest girl at the prom, and everybody is trying to get you teen-pregnant (which let's agree here, is the WORST kind of pregnant). With so many options, gamers' standards have gone up exponentially. So call me "entitled" or "nit-picky" but if you have a game that's guilty of any of the following sins, seriously consider an update, and soon.