GTA Online: Heists Review - 18 Months of False Hype
This whole review is idiotic, because it's basically a rant about bugs and not the actual content itself. Like you said, this is Rockstar's biggest update and sometimes things can't be tested until they go public. So, yeah, bugs are bound to happen. I have no doubt Rockstar is hard at work to get a fix out. You can keep whining about the heists not working, but don't try to make other people believe heists are not worth their time.
This game made more profit for Rockstar than any game before it. This patch was postponed for nearly a year. If a patch can't be bug splatted before launch under this budget, what can?
Your right bumper, it is a rant. He complains about the amount of people trying to get online at the same time, but we all knew this would of happened. As gamers, we are pretty much ddos'ing the servers ourselves. And he does over look all the extra content and extras, whilst moaning about connecting. And just heard he say he will do "another" review once things calm down a bit. Wtf.
So... Why has no one reported the submission?
This mode was over hyped imo. Too late moving on gunna wait for next gta hopfully gta vice city or try somewhere like gta Uk have Scotland England Wales even fly to northern Ireland. Have Yorkshire and other too as we hate people from Lancashire or south. Btw sean bean should do all Yorkshire accents
You do realize you'll be waiting until 2018, 2019, right? Not a single SP expansion was released for the Rockstar golden game yet... And judging by the time they took with heists...
Do they do a controller for 3 thumbs?
I'd personally give them an 8/10, would be 9 if it wasn't for the occasional server hiccup!
Agreed, when I've managed to connect our crew has had an absolute blast playing them. The connection issues have made things a bit difficult to get on at peak times (we tend to play at 9pm GMT, when most people are trying to do the same...) but I wouldn't rate the actual content anywhere near a 3/10 at all...
what suprises me is people thought they would all log in and it would work on day one. I've downloaded the update but I will wait a couple of weeks before I try it out.
It's actually working pretty good right now. The first day was a nightmare, but things seem to be working fine now. As for the bugs and glitches, there's always been bugs and glitches in GTAO so this is really nothing new. The Heists are amazing though. I've already played some of them twice. It is a shame that they didn't come out a year ago though. The fact that a year and a half after release GTAVs servers were flooded with traffic just gives you an idea of how freakin huge this franchise is.
Saying the heists are bad because of server problems is like giving a item thats good a 1 star because shipping was terrible.
Exactly... his review should be retitled to 'GTA 5 online servers review' or 'Entitled Crybaby Gamer' the current title is not correct.
so now n4g lets random youtubers on here now and call it news? wow. n4g is trash
This is not a review, this is a frustrated gamer doing what many frustrated gamers do, opening their mouths when they are still pissed off. If you want to make reviews and have them taken seriously then you should wait until you can play the game properly before reviewing it.
I'm having an absolute blast with the update, finished the Prison Break last night and thought it was a lot of fun. There is more content in this update than any paid DLC I've bought for other games (with the exception of GTA 4) and best of all, it's FREE!
Horrible review. While the hiccups are annoying the content is amazing. Gta online is basically a mmo now. The heist are well put together and fun. What needs to change is going back to freemode in between set up missions. With the ammount of people logging in to play (millions easily) is more than any other game has to deal with.Also its a free update awesome vehicles and clothes daily weekly monthly challenges. I would rate 9/10 imo. And im not even a hard core gta player only level 109 just recognize quality work.
Baby's first review. Bet he's never completed Super Mario Bros.
"PLEASE CLICK MY LINK / 10"
Really N4G? A random youtuber with 18 subscribers with horrible graphics on his video ranting about stuff? Come on.
'Newz'? Writing this way was hip 20 years ago.
I think they're pretty good, not 18 months of waiting-style 'good', but good nonetheless. I just wish they fixed the core online game first, the flaws in it are so simple - things like matchmaking and player levelling etc., just minor tweaks. I'm more excited about the single player DLC, I hope R* really go to town on it, they made the definitive SP DLC last-gen with TLaD and BoGT.
this guy is an idiot and his statements are not factual. when gta online came out it did not take 2 months to fix it. within 2 weeks rockstar had sorted out the problems. destiny is one of the better multiplayer games connection wise. get your facts straight and stop being a loser
"RealGamerNewZ" "Shotgun Seat Productions" This is surely a legitimate news outlet LOL
This guy should review it after it's fixed.
I can't stand this guy, such a little b!tch
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