If prison dramas have taught us anything, it's that life in chokey is rubbish. Whether it's being shanked in the refectory or violated in the showers, being behind bars is no picnic. And so it goes in The Escapists, as you're cast in the role of a little pixelated inmate, condemned to a spell in the can, unless you can concoct a wily enough plan to liberate yourself from the cold stone walls of your cell. You are an escapist. Hopefully.