Zombeer attempts to mix zombies and frat-house humor and manages to fail at both. You are K, a college student waking up in a bar after getting falling-down drunk, with a bite on his arm and an angry message from his girlfriend. There's no mirrors around so no way to tell if his friends tattooed a penis on his forehead, but seeing as the first weapon K gets is a pink dildo it seems like the kind of thing Zombeer would find funny. Once K gets his improvised melee weapon the zombies start attacking, and a couple good swings takes them down to constant cries of "Headshot!". There's no impact from landing a hit, but seeing as eventually the zombies' heads disappear it seems likely some form of contact was made.