Hey Poor Player's Alex Lupella writes: Supreme League of Patriots got off to a great start. The game itself looks and sounds like it belongs somewhere between Sam & Max and Team Fortress 2. It has a charm about it. You play as two lovable losers Kyle and Mel. Kyle, a lazy American with an affinity for superheroes, and Mel, a smart ass English illegal immigrant there to guide you along. They both decide Kyle should try out for the “America’s got Superpowers” reality show and it all goes wonky from there. During his performance, Kyle gets a hard knock or twelve on the noggin and develops a split personality. From then on out Kyle is The Purple Patriot, a pseudo hero whose thought process is makes the sexism and homophobia of Fox News look like an episode of Sesame Street.