Level 50 Black Mage Unable to Return to Reality

Video Games Made Me Do It: "Since the re-launch of Final Fantasy XIV under the tagline “A Realm Reborn”, many players have begun questing in the vast open world of Eorzea along side family, friends and strangers alike. However, one Florida resident, Devon Aimes, who has recently achieved the status of 'Level 50 Black Mage' is finding it difficult to re-acclimate to the harsh rigors of reality." *Satire*

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