"Funk of Titans is, on paper, one of the stupidest ideas every conceived by mankind. God I love stupid ideas. Based loosely on Greek mythology, and I say loosely based on like the movie Noah was loosely based on the story from the Bible, Funk of Titans see’s you step into the role of Perseus. Perseus, if you remember from history class, was a big black guy with an afro and serious funk overload. It seems that the funk is under attack from other, lesser forms of music and so Zeus sends Perseus on a quest to save the funk. Zeus, as you remember from history class, being Morpheus from The Matrix."