"End cow? Fund cave? Food core? We all sat round trying to work out what was written next to my name on the office whiteboard, my task for the week. Wait, I remember: 'Find love'. That's it. I have to find love in a videogame. This actually makes sense. Not many girls play videogames, which makes them an incredibly efficient social filter: you instantly cut out the majority of girls who have little interest in games and would only get sick of you talking about them all the time.
Finding love is probably a bit strong - really the short term objective is to meet interesting, single people of the appropriate gender and age. What happens from there is probably too personal to generalise about."