Shigeru Miyamoto Has Never Even Heard of Star Fox

Video Games Made Me Do It: "Last week, legendary video game developer Shigeru Miyamoto confirmed in a live interview with Nintendo president Satoru Iwata that he’d, in fact, never heard of Star Fox and that the new Wii U project was a surprise to him. “I’m not sure exactly what’s going on,” Miyamoto states. “It’s a game about a fox in a space craft? With other little animal friends? People want this?” Miyamaoto, whose various list of projects include titles like Super Mario Bros, Legend of Zelda, Donkey Kong and Pikmin, was adamantly unaware that Star Fox had even existed." *Satire*

[crashbash]

Oh it's one of those 'crazy' satire articles that people produce when they haven't got the talent to make an article worth reading.

I get it.

[XboxOneX]

This article was written by an angry Sony fanboy. Just ignore it and carry on enjoying first class AAA games on Wii U and XBONE.

[2pacalypsenow]

Wait so because The PlayStation is successful again anyone that doesn't like nintendo must be a Sony fan boy?

How much salt you got there

[FriedGoat]

He's just unhappy that his xbox is irrelevant this gen. Don't blame him.

[L0YD]

LMAO on Wii U and XBONE?

[sonic989]

Nintendo is great without a doubt.
Sony is great without a doubt, those two proved it gen in gen out.
Microsoft haha lololol still didn't prove anything other than price drops and free games.
If Nintendo had the same 3rd party support as the others it would have been sony and Nintendo for sure.

[WafflesID]

Wow, you could have used your one post for something better than that.

You are barely even fucking trying at this point. Just phoning it in.

I'm disappointed.

[Morgue]

It's the Onion of game journalism.

[Qrphe]

>journalism

You shouldn't even use that word to anything that describes bloggers like these

[diesoft]

I'm not sure how this qualifies as "satire". There must be something I'm not remembering about Miyamoto or Nintendo to make this even kind of funny.

If this were like open mic night, this is the guy that gets up on stage and misses all his jokes. Crickets, tumbleweeds, this article has it all.

[pasta_spice]

Yeah isn't the point of satire to bring peoples' attention to the shortcomings of someone/something with deprecating humor (e.g. political satire shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of the government in a humorous way.)

This article doesn't work as satire because.....What is the shortcoming that is being joked about? If Miyamoto was well known for being forgetful or if he was the reason the Star Fox franchise has been neglected then maybe the joke would make sense.

[pop-voxuli]

Bulls**t, there's no f***ing way he's never heard of star fox.

[KaladinStormblessed]

My IQ just dropped a little bit.

[TuxedoMoon]

This was terrible.

[Summons75]

Terrible. Probably satire or he was joking and someone took it completely the wrong way (like the Link maybe a girl joke at E3), either way very sloppy considering there are pictures of him playing it, he's talked about it in interviews, AND he said himself how it will be out next year.

[Haki1112]

at E3 he was playing star fox what type of fuckery is this? LOL

[The_Blue]

TROLL. Come on. lol.

This guy can't be serious.

[ibrake4naps]

He's getting oldtimers disease

[deafdani]

I think all of you guys above need to lighten up a bit. This article is just a little harmless joke. Why so serious? Damn.

It made me chuckle.

[hkgamer]

these joke articles.... >.<

some people need to understand that they are not funny and they need to stop trying to be funny. a joke here or there is ok but a whole article needs a lot of talent.

[tekksin]

Wiill U Play with my bOne?

that concludes my attempt at a joke. Maybe I should make an article and get some hits. Or... you know... have a life or whatever.