Video Games Made Me Do It: "Last week, legendary video game developer Shigeru Miyamoto confirmed in a live interview with Nintendo president Satoru Iwata that he’d, in fact, never heard of Star Fox and that the new Wii U project was a surprise to him. “I’m not sure exactly what’s going on,” Miyamoto states. “It’s a game about a fox in a space craft? With other little animal friends? People want this?” Miyamaoto, whose various list of projects include titles like Super Mario Bros, Legend of Zelda, Donkey Kong and Pikmin, was adamantly unaware that Star Fox had even existed." *Satire*
Oh it's one of those 'crazy' satire articles that people produce when they haven't got the talent to make an article worth reading.
I get it.
I'm not sure how this qualifies as "satire". There must be something I'm not remembering about Miyamoto or Nintendo to make this even kind of funny.
If this were like open mic night, this is the guy that gets up on stage and misses all his jokes. Crickets, tumbleweeds, this article has it all.
Bulls**t, there's no f***ing way he's never heard of star fox.
My IQ just dropped a little bit.
This was terrible.