It's clear Epic had two objectives with Unreal Tournament III on 360. Firstly, they wanted to make more cash than a mint does in a month, and secondly, they were out to streamline the UT formula into the premiere online twitch shooter for both seasoned vets and punters alike. In particular, the words "online" and "twitch" deserve special emphasis. "Online" because if you're not online with a full-blown gold account, you'd be better off spending your pre-tax earnings on vintage Saudi porn or cartons of last week's milk than on this. "Twitch", because this plays absolutely nothing like the horde of other online shooters that encourages you to think and strategize, and instead is all about how many bodies you can puncture, slice, melt and explode in the briefest time possible. This isn't war. It's a snuff massacre with alien hardware. Make sure you're down with that.