Kikizo: Metal Gear Solid 4 Review

It's stupid, it's nonsensical, it's over the top, it's full of awful dialogue, it demands long sittings and it hasn't changed much from the first game ten years ago. But then, it's Metal Gear Solid, so who cares? It's undeniably brilliant, captivating, exciting and downright fantastic, definitely worthy of at least a few furrowed brows throughout the experience. Metal Gear Online may not be perfect, but it's still a nice bonus on top of the existing game.

Graphics - 10
Sound - 9
Gameplay - 9
Depth - 9
Presentation 10
Overall - 10/10

[Rick Astley]

Hehe.

[crimsonfox]

dudeO_O
i thought they were going to say something stupid

haha.
good review

[Condoleezza Rice]

"It's undeniably brilliant, captivating, exciting and downright fantastic"
Simply put;It's a Masterpiece.

[TheTwelve]

It's getting difficult for late reviewers to figure out unique ways to describe perfection.

12

[The END]

You missed some Rice...
"It's stupid, it's nonsensical, it's over the top, it's full of awful dialogue, it demands long sittings and it hasn't changed much from the first game ten years ago."

HAHA, don't shoot the messenger.....

[Time Lord]

someone is late to tthe party
..

[timmyrulz]

Yawn... isnt this game weeks old now? sad acts

[FAQS]

Q: why's that? Are you tired of people saying this game is a Masterpiece? Are you jelous of never going to play it? Are you afraid of not having any game that worth it for this and the next years? Are you sad about the previews of Too Human, that you xbots announce to be the best game in the year?....
A:.............

[juuken]

Awww, it's okay baby.
Poor child...the 10's have traumatized him. :(

[IzKyD1331]

not that i dont mind the perfect score, but can this guy do math?
10 9 9 9 10=9.4

[PirateThom]

It's not an average though.

[fermcr]

DAMMM...
Don't you think that's enought of reviews for MGS4 ... there are like 100 reviews in N4G. We all know that the game is great.

[BigPappaPump]

Beautiful game and still getting pwned!

[BigPappaPump]

To the person who disagreed.
It's your opinion that it's not a beautiful game. You must've misunderstood my "still getting pwned" quote. I refer that to myself because I still suck in this game. I'm not great sneaking around.

[highdro]

then just shout them up, u can go all guns blazing, the game is easy if ur used to hardcore games.

[BigPappaPump]

Thanks for the advice. I already decided to go john blazing instead of being passive.

[karlostomy]

It's a funny review
Here's a small excerpt

"It's stupid, it's nonsensical, it's over the top, it's full of awful dialogue, it demands long sittings and it hasn't changed much from the first game ten years ago...."

so with those criticisms it still got a ten?
Where does that logic come from?
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edit@ pirate: yeh sure, but the above quoted criticisms are absolute and quite damning....

It's like saying: "my mom makes a really horrible caramel slice pie, it's salty, it's too icky, it tastes like cardboard, it rots my teeth, constipates me for days and has been in the fridge so long that it's started to rot... but i give it 10/10 because my mum made it"

[PirateThom]

Maybe because, even with the flaws, it's still the best game out there?

Everything else is so good, it completely offsets any percieved flaws the game may have?

[-Maverick-]

MGS4 is sooo good : )