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Submitted by paul_war 1328d ago | article

J'accuse! - The Darkness

Fresh? Original? Impressive? Try bland, boring and dull.

"Have you ever loved someone who was so beautiful and pure, you couldn't bear to show them your own darkness?"

What? Oh, do shut up you boring goth tit. This quote might read like it was taken from the online profile page of some pasty-faced, bandy-legged ninny who says that no one understands him because he's such an individual, and whose real name is Keith, but insists that everyone call him Blackthorne because it sounds scary and also because it's the name of the cider he drinks with blackcurrant in it because he thinks that makes it look like blood… but it's not. It's taken from the script of a videogame, which supposedly has among the best stories, characters and dialogue ever seen in the medium. Yeah right. (PS3, The Darkness, Xbox 360)

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