Michael Crisman writes, "Continuing with our theme of Halloween Horror, this week’s column focuses on what, for most people, is the worst film in the quadrilogy. We can argue the merits of the film all day long, but if you’ve never seen the Assembly Cut, then you can keep your opinions to yourself because you are already wrong. We can save bickering about the movies for a different time. There were no fewer than nine games based solely on the Alien 3 license (not counting Alien Trilogy because that’s a whole different animal), spanning platforms from the Commodore 64 to the arcade. And today, we’re looking at approximately all of them (seven out of nine’s not bad) because no one man should play as many incarnations of Alien 3 as I have and fail to inflict the results on our loyal readers."