Another year, another FIFA. It’s become a mantra as reliably constant as weather in Cape Town and Rooney transfer request rumours. Like all annual affairs, eventually the lustre wears off and it needs to do something special to really catch your attention. This year’s Easter festivities will centre on painting eggs laid by actual rabbits! This year’s Call of Duty will centre on gameplay tenets that made other games successful.
So what has the frivolous FIFA fairy left in our boots this year? It’s a box. A very attractively wrapped box. What could be inside? It’s your copy of FIFA 14 from last year. Huh?